Patent Pending – Keeper lyrics

I mean, Katie could've been the one
I took her home, she met the fam
But she got a little too drunk
Slapped my mom and hit on my dad
And Libby liked to fool around
But not just with me, the entire town
That's why before you picked me up
I never thought I'd settle down

Yeah, and now I know
You're nothing like those other girls
That come and go
And like that I'm never looking back
'Cause they're all history to me now
I'm dropping anchor and locking down
There's plenty more in the sea
But they don't matter to me
'Cause you're the one thing I'm all about

I got a keeper
My girl's a keeper

Becky was the queen of the scene
Just like a dream, I got it bad
Then she tried to tell me that the Beatles suck
And that her favorite band was Nickelback

You can drive me nuts
But you're the only kind of crazy that I love to love
Not like those lunatics, I'm over them

And even though you like those gossip magazines
Bout the crappy people doing trashy things
And when you drink wine you leave the TV on
Just one glass, in you're good as gone
Like a cover girl you're working hard
Maxing out my credit cards
I would never change a thing
And I could never leave her
When you know you know
And I know my girl's a keeper