Jack Stauber – My Plea lyrics

[Verse 1]
Hey! It’s been a long time
Since I’ve seen your name online
AIM is in a decline
Think we need a little rewind

Drop out and learn to bartend
Drink and drink and drink and drink and drink 'till I say when (when!)
Call up your mom on the payphone, 50 cents go:
Ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ring, ri-ing!

[Chorus]
(Hello?) I’m not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today (Really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars

No, I’m not trying to bug you babe (Uh-uh!)
But I got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars

[Post-Chorus]
Snickers...
100 Grand...
Almond Joy...
Kit Kat...
Crunch...

[Verse 2]
You would’ve said the same thing on the phone with your dad
He was eating so he didn’t pick up
You left a voicemail on his answering machine, that says:
“Hey dad, dad pick up the phone please!”

Think of joining the army
Sing your A-B-C-D-E-F, baby!
Ride the bus till it’s empty, tug the pull string:
Ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding, ding (Get out!), ding, ding, di-ing!

[Chorus]
I’m not trying to bug you babe (Nuh-uh-uh!)
But I just got mugged today (It really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars

No, I’m not trying to bug you babe (No, no!)
But I did get mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Hello?)

I’m not trying to bug you babe (Nuh-uh-uh!)
But I just got mugged today (It really sucked!)
And I need some money to buy candy bars

No, I’m not trying to bug you babe (Uh-uh!)
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars (Hello?)

I’m not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars

No, I’m not trying to bug you babe
But I just got mugged today
And I need some money to buy candy bars