You fools! You've fallen for her evil plan! How can you not see, she is pure evil, pure evil I tell you, just like us, the sauceror and the french frier. It is our duty to do evil, along side leona lewis, who serves up catchy tunes to hypnotise you and therefore make you buy her annoyingly awful songs. She is a genius in our eyes, due to her evil.
We must say, ms freedom, leona lewis is english, and won X Factor, a show with famous music mogul simon cowell. So, there.
Fools, absolute fools!