Todd Corsetti – Idaho Sucks (Tell All Your Friends) lyrics

Sitting on my porch, drinking a beer
Watching a herd of feeding deer
Peaceful mountains, a trickling stream
Here in Idaho living my dream

Then speeding down the road came an SUV
Honking his horn the guys waving at me
He stopped, got out & he shook my hand
He was an out-of-state developer looking for land

He said Hi my names Dick, ya got a minute?
How is Idaho and living in it?
I thought for a moment as I sipped my brew
What was a loyal Ida-hoan to do?

But say - Idaho Sucks
Idaho Sucks – Tell all your friends
That - Idaho Sucks
Idaho Sucks – Tell all your friends

There’s snakes & bears & bugs that bite
You can’t let your kids go out at night
Aint no people, aint no cars
And no nightlife but a couple of bars

No professional sports, no place to eat
And in the summer damn the heat
I tell ya friend this place does suck
There’s nothing to do all day but fish

cause - Idaho Sucks
Idaho Sucks – Tell all your friends
That - Idaho Sucks
Idaho Sucks – Tell all your friends

He thanked me for my time & my honesty
But Dick looked a little confused to me
He said tell me one thing before I go
Is there anything good here in Idaho?

Well ya Dick I said we got great taters
But they’re only free to out-a-staters

cause - Idaho Sucks
Idaho Sucks – Tell all your friends
That - Idaho Sucks
Idaho Sucks – Be sure to tell all your friends