Saturday Night Live – Melanianade lyrics

(feat. Alec Baldwin, Vanessa Bayer, Sasheer Zamata, Kate McKinnon, Emily Blunt & Cecily Strong)

Here lies my last nerve Donald.
I've stood by your side this whole campaign.
Your beautiful, dutiful Melania.
I can't take it anymore.

I am your wife,
your daughter,
your mouthpiece,
your one black friend,
your other daughter.
And you're breaking us, taking it for granted that we'll always be there.

But one day soon Donald, you may wake up and this bomb pussy bow blouse will be gone.

(Sorry)
I'm not sorry
(Sorry)
I'm not sorry
(Sorry)
Donald naw
I'm not sorry
I'm not sorry
I'm not sorry

Always screwing up
(I'm not sorry)
Expecting me to clean it up
(I'm not sorry)
Said I'll stick with you unless
(I'm not sorry)
I think we've gotten to unless
(I'm not sorry)

Me and my ladies pack our Gucci up
We spilling tea with our pinkies up.
(Fix your bald spot!)
I've had enough

Tired of thinking about you
I'm done thinking 'bout
Four fingers up
Make 'em bend right
Poke 'em in the face,
Tell him, "Boy, bye."
Tell him, "Boy, bye."
(You're fired)
"Boy, bye."
Four fingers up
(Tell him "hell nah")
Tired of thinking about you.

Daddy wants to tweet he's sorry
I don't even think he means it
I'm supposed to be the brains here
What the hell have I been thinking?
Now he's bringing Paula Jones in
There goes my friendship with Chelsea Clinton
I'll miss you Chelsea Clinton
Call me Chelsea!

Tired of thinking about you
I'm done thinking about you
Four fingers up
(Tell him "hell nah")
Tired of thinking about you.

I killed on that convention speech no lie
But I'll never be Ivanka in your eyes
I don't give a damn, tonight I'm turning tables
Don't call me Tiffany Trump
I'm Tiff Maples!

Leave my resignation in the hallway
Signed Omarosa
There's no last name
No last name
I ain't -- with no last name

Don't get me wrong, I have a good life, but
Donald don't underestimate your wife
I got an Eastern Euro mindset
Might forgive I won't forget
Donald better watch out (watch out)
Me and my whoadies about to walk out
I see Mike Pence in the corner
Looking for the back door

You only want me when I'm not there

Without us, you wouldn't be standing there
You'd just be that guy with the weird hair
You'd just be that guy with the weird hair