Pkew Pkew Pkew – The Polynesian lyrics

The kind of place you don't go without reason
I heard it gets rough here in the off-season
It's the kind of place we might not get out alive
It's just somewhere to stop on a real long drive
I bet the locals only come out after it gets dark
And the tourists: the kind of people who love waterparks

We got two rooms at The Polynesian
I'm not even sure what town I should be in
We got two rooms at The Polynesian
The sign said the waterslide is closed for the evening

Went to look for a bar
I asked this girl on the street
She said, "What kind of trouble are you looking to meet?"
I said, "I'm pretty easy. What should I expect?
Is there anywhere anyone here ever goes to dance?"
She said, "Goatees, tall cans, camo pants and Packers fans."

I said, "We got two rooms at The Polynesian
We're in a band but tonight we're not playing
We got two rooms at The Polynesian
The waterslide's closed but it'll open in the morning"

Saw a rollercoaster
Hopped the fence
Climbed to the top and walked around for a bit
This place is deader than that pool guy's eyes
This place makes me feel like we're the last ones alive
And for that, I kind of like its vibe

We got two rooms at The Polynesian
You live in town so I bet you've never been
We got two rooms at The Polynesian
We'll stay up all night
Then first thing in the morning...
We got two rooms at The Polynesian
It's tropically-themed, it's worth seeing
We got two rooms at The Polynesian
We'll ride the waterslide first thing in the morning

We got two rooms at The Polynesian
We got two rooms at The Polynesian
We got two rooms at The Polynesian