Totally Bonkers – Gamestop lyrics

[Harold]
I'm gonna buy some games
Got Fremont's credit card it my pocket
I'm running gamestop to gamestop
This is super awesome

Walk into the store like: "What up? I got a credit card!"
I'm so pumped I bought some crap from a game store
The games in this store are so dang expensive
People be like: "I think I'll stick with donkey kong!"

Buying up all the games
Headed to the hall of fame
They're all cool 'cept this one it's lame
And what's up with it's crummy name
This one new aint' very cheap
But when it's pre - pre ownnneed...

Five dollars and ninety-nine cents!

I'm here and I'm shoppin' and got this game in my hand
Called return of the land
Someone else had been buyin' it
So I took it out of his hand
Cause' it was the last copy and...
This one looks funny and it's cheap
And I feel really rich

See that game? I want that game now
See that game? It looks so cool now
No for real, ask that guy, can I pre-order it now?

I got Humans vs Aliens Ten
If it doesn't go through then try again
They had Call of Duty, I bought Call of Duty
I bought some random game and then I bought one for my friend
Hello, hello, my new game's got style
Jimmy aint' got this game yet so let's buy it
These games don't work no more more so let's try to sell those
The person at the counter will be like:
"Here, have three dollars!"
"Have three dollars!"
"Have three dollars!"

I'm gonna buy some games
Got Fremont's credit card it my pocket
I'm running gamestop to gamestop
This is super awesome

I'm gonna buy some games
Got Fremont's credit card it my pocket
I'm running gamestop to gamestop
This is super awesome

What you know about playing this game?
Cause I can't beat it
What you knowin' bout' this boss?
Cause I can't defeat it
I'm buyin', I'm buyin' this game
Though I don't need it
Cause It look's pretty cool, Indeed an'

Thank you for sellin' that game for me to buy
I want every game and I don't know why
I'm at the gamestop you can find me here
But who shops here? You ask me I'll tell ya

Your father your mother your brother
And me too because I bought the awesome game
Who created these is awesome because they're awesome games
And they aren't lame
They're awesome games

Peeps by like: "Buy it new"
I'm like: "Dude, that's fifty dollars for a videogame!"
Limited edition let's do some simple addition
Fifty dollars for a game that's just an ignorant jerk!
I call that being ripped off and stuff!
I call it being tricked by a business!

New games are pretty lame
But I can get the same pre-owned for pretty cheap
So that's what I'll do
It's pretty cool for me
And if you do the same it's the same for you

Tryna' buy it pre-owned
Like a - Like a boss

I'm gonna buy some games
Got Fremont's credit card it my pocket
I'm running gamestop to gamestop
This is super awesome

I buy this awesome game
I'm on the road to fame
Cause' Harold is my name
From the gamestop down the road

I buy this awesome game
I'm on the road to fame
Cause' Harold is my name
From the gamestop down the road

I'm gonna buy some games
Got Fremont's credit card it my pocket
I'm running gamestop to gamestop
This is super awesome