The Wish You Weres – Wish List lyrics

What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah oh woah woah

Kid: So, Josey Juice, My man...
Josey: yeah!?!?!
Joey: What the hell you want for christmas?
Josey: A Toaster
Joey: haha, a toaster, why a toaster?
Josey: For Fun! Yeah
Joey: Valid reason, so chorus anybody?
Kid: yeah I think so

What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah oh Woah Woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah oh Woah Woah
Ha
Josey: So Mr. Coma what you want for christmas?
Joey: Thinking about a surfboard painted with ice cream
Josey: oh yum!
Kid: Oh Jesus that sounds excitin'
Joey: I know
Kid: Ice cream s**! Omg!
Brian: Chorus?

What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Skibidy bop oh woah woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Skible bop de beedle bop oh woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? (softly) christmas

Joey: Hey kid?
Kid: yes sir, yes sir, yes sir...
Joey: we've been friend for while and we always talk about what we want for christmas right?
Kid: since like the beginning of all the land before time
Joey: what are you getting this year man?
Kid: I'm thinking about lava, and maybe some Halloween candy
Joey: Oh No!
Kid: a bicycle filled to the brim with sour cream and a Playstation 2

What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Joe a joe a joe a oh
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah!

Kid: so Mr. Brian Less?
Brian: Yes Sir
Kid: what the hell you want for Christmas?
Brian: I want a written declaration claiming our independence so we can all be free forever
Joey: No, that's just stupid
Brian: oh wait, they already tried that, I guess a raise in the limit on my food stamp card
Kid: Cha-Ching
Joey: I'm not getting that for you

What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Joe a joe woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Eskimo Joe
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Ahhhh

Brian: so Kid C. What you get your girl last christmas?
Kid: an Easter Basket full of dead Chihuahuas and a lobster crab
Brian: that's nasty
Joey: You know what else is nasty? Poop

What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah oh woah woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? (whispers) Woah Woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah oh woah woah woah!!

Kid: alright, lightning round,
What is the worst thing you have ever gotten for christmas, joey?
Joey: no one loves me
Kid: Josey
Josey: a turtle
Kid: Brian?
Brian: a turtle
Kid: me? Uh stuff, gah don't ask so many questions me.. Ahaha
Joey: this is ridiculous
Josey: yeah
Joey: chorus? Wait, wait here it comes

What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Woah Woah
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Skibidy bop oh woah woah
What do the wish you weres want for christmas? A woah woah
What do the wish you weres want for christmas? Abcde

Kid: so everybody..
Joey: No, your not asking a question. Josey what'd you get last year for christmas
Josey: a Bart Simpson doll
Joey: oh yeah, wanna know what I got?
A Bart Simpson doll someone stole it and gave it to you now I'm gonna kick your ass!
Kid: typewriter type type type type type
Josey: I'm sorry, you get me?
Joey: I got you like a pack of cigarettes

What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? I gotta go
What do the Wish you weres want for christmas? Hey ho lets go

Bryan: so seriously guys how much longer is this gonna go on
Kid: gah about 10 or 15 more minutes come on guy don't be pushy
Joey: yeah, so did you guys hear that badass base line there?
No you didn't because you were talking
Josey: I wasn't
Joey: shut up! Please!
Kid: listen to this, listen to this, listen, listen, listen, ..... Sweet

What do the wish you weres want for christmas? Oh no
What do the wish you weres want for christmas? No a no a no a no a no

Bryan: Ok, the wish you weres, would like to wish you and your's a very merry
Joey: holidays
Bryan: ok holidays
Josey: how many times have we actually sung this?
Joey: about 49... Negative 49, its a negative album we're not in a very good mood
Josey: what was the worst episode of muppet babies you saw on christmas?
Kid: the one with the west coast choppers
Joey: The one with the two old guys in the balcony that one was terrible
Kid: the one where wrestling bob guest starred
Joey: really, that one was my favorite
Bryan: what about the star wars one?
(inaudible ramblings.....)
Kid: hey if your listening to this cd right now,
You don't even want to know what we got you for christmas
Joey: look under the bed
Kid: its poop
Joey: seriously look under the bed
Kid: its still poop
Joey: We encourage all kids to go through their house and find all their presents early
Kid: here's a hint its not not poop. Its poop
Bryan: tear the paper ever so slightly so you can rewrap it back without your parents knowing
Josey: Remote control bologna!
Kid: wow!
Bryan: Merry mother fucking.. Fuck.
Everybody (in different tones and times): christmas
Everybody (together): tonight
Bryan: cha-cha-cha