Seussical The Musical – Biggest Blame Fool lyrics

Sour Kangaroo:
Humpf!... Humpfed a voice.

'Twas the sour kangaroo.
And the young kangaroo in her pouch said:

Young Kangaroo:
"Humpf!"

Sour Kangaroo:
Too!
Why, that speck is as small as the head of a pin.
A person of that? Why, there never has been!

You're the biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool
And I don't care who I tell
The biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool,

Young Kangaroo:
And I think so as well!

Sour Kangaroo:
Maybe I'm nasty, maybe I'm cruel
But you're the biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool

Horton:
It's true. Please believe me. I tell you sincerely,
My ears are quite keen and I heard him quite clearly.
I know there's a person down there, and what's more,
Quite likely there's two, even three, even four!

Wickersham #2:
Ha! Laughed a voice!

Wickersham #1 & 3
Ha! Laughed some others!

Wickershams:
Ha! Ha Ha!
Laughed the Wickersham brothers!

Oh, he's the biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool
And monkeys like us should know.

Sour Kangaroo:
No, no, no, no!

Wickershams:
We've been out on a limb
Lookin' down on him--

Wickersham #1:
And he's fat!

Wickersham #2:
Dumb!

Wichersham #3:
And slow!

Sour Kangaroo:
Uh huh!

Sour Kangaroo & Wickershams:
Elephants ain't too swift as a rule
But he's the biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool.
'Cause he's talkin' to a speck
Talkin' to a speck
To a speck of dust

Wickersham #3:
Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool

Wickershams, Bird Girls & Sour Kangaroo:
Talkin' to a speck
Talkin' to a speck
To a speck of dust

Wickersham #3:
Blame fool in the Jungle of Nool

Sour Kangaroo:
Are-E-S-P-E-C-K!
Oh, please take that speck away!

All:
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Did you, did you hear?

Bird Girls:
Through the Jungle, the news quickly spread.

All:
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Did you, did you hear?

Bird Girls:
He talks to a dust speck
He's out of his head!

Cat:
Out topic today is "psychic elephants who hear
Voices" whaddaya think, folks, is the elephant
Off his trunk? We'll be right back with "speck"
"clover" "dust" "neighbor" "who"...
Stay tuned!

All:
Bigest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool

Gertrude:
I'm Gertrude Mcfuzz and I love right next door.
He's never done anything crazy before.

All:
Bigest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool

Gertrude:
He's always been friendly, and loyal, and kind.
I just don't believe Horton's out of his mind!

All:
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Did you, did you hear?

Mayzie:
I'm Mayzie La Bird and I live in that tree.

All:
Did you hear? Did you hear?
Did you, did you hear?

Mayzie:
Enough about Horton, let's talk about me!

Mayzie and Bird Girls:
Let's talk about, talk about
Talk about, talk about me yeah.

All (Except Horton & Gertrude)
Talkin' to a speck
Talkin' to a speck
To a speck of dust

Wickersham #3: Sour Kangaroo:
Blame fool in the Just a fool, just a fool, just a fool!
Jungle of Nool

All (except Horton and Gertrude)
Talkin' to a speck, Talkin' to a speck,
To a speck of dust.

Wickersham #3: Sour Kangaroo:
Blame fool in the Whoa whoa whoa
Jungle of Nool

Horton:
I just have to save them, because after all
A person's a person no matter how small.

Horton & Gertrude:
A person's a person no matter how...

All (except Horton & Gertrude)
Biggest blame fool
In the Jungle of Nool
In the Jungle anywhere
He's just a big nervous wreck
Who's protecting a Speck
When he knows there's no one there.

Wickershams:
Actin' as if he's holding a jewel

Sour Kangaroo:
Somebody stuck a trunk on a mule

All:
Biggest blame fool
In the jungle of
Nool, Nool, Nool!
In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool!
In the Jungle of Nool, Nool, Nool!

Sour Kangaroo:
Nool, Nool, Whoa.