Tripping over toys
And picking up socks
And you think her day
Had been a ton of trouble
She's been doing important things
With trading stamps
And turnip greens
And have I noticed how
The price of soap has doubled
She's as normal as she can be
She never misses Jeopardy
And I think that she'd elope
With dick Van Dyke
And when the kids have all been fed
And when I lay me down to bed
She gives me my time of the night
Then she's a lover
She comes to my side
Right around midnight
After her day's been so confused
That's why I love her
And that's why I do right
And if there's a reason
God gave me a feeling
Baby, it's you
She hates tangerines
She loves the ring
Volunteers me for everything
And the bank has never
Been right in her life
She thinks my Uncle Bill's a sap
She's taught me words like overdraft
The only numbers she remembers
Is her shoe size
She had words with the guy next door
And almost started a neighborhood war
Cause he said something smart
To our son, Bob
And therefore, I had to invite him in
To apologize and convince him
She really didn't think he was
A big, fat slob
She's as normal as she can be
She never misses Jeopardy
And I think that she'd elope
With dick Van Dyke
But when the kids have all been fed
And when I lay me down to bed
She gives me my time of the night
Then she's a lover
She comes to my side
Right around midnight
After her day's been so confused
That's why I love her
And that's why I do right
And if there's a reason
God gave me a feeling
Baby, it's you
Then she's a lover
She comes to my side...
She comes in about six o'clock Tripping over toys And picking up socks And you think her day Had been a ton of trouble She's been doing important things With trading stamps And turnip greens And have I noticed how The price of soap has doubled She's as normal as she can be She never misses Jeopardy And I think that she'd elope With dick Van Dyke And when the kids have all been fed And when I lay me down to bed She gives me my time of the night Then she's a lover She comes to my side Right around midnight After her day's been so confused That's why I love her And that's why I do right And if there's a reason God gave me a feeling Baby, it's you She hates tangerines She loves the ring Volunteers me for everything And the bank has never Been right in her life She thinks my Uncle Bill's a sap She's taught me words like overdraft The only numbers she remembers Is her shoe size She had words with the guy next door And almost started a neighborhood war Cause he said something smart To our son, Bob And therefore, I had to invite him in To apologize and convince him She really didn't think he was A big, fat slob She's as normal as she can be She never misses Jeopardy And I think that she'd elope With dick Van Dyke But when the kids have all been fed And when I lay me down to bed She gives me my time of the night Then she's a lover She comes to my side Right around midnight After her day's been so confused That's why I love her And that's why I do right And if there's a reason God gave me a feeling Baby, it's you Then she's a lover She comes to my side... Explain Request ×
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