Singing: Hee-hee, hee-haw-haw, hee-hee, hee-haw-haw (etc, while the announcer announces:)
Announcer: Welcome to Heeeeee-Hawwwww! With special guests (insert Country music greats here)
And starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark.
Roy Clark: And the whole Hee-Haw Gang!
Announcer: Junior Samples, Minnie Pearl, George "Goober" Lindsey, etc...
Buck Owens: Time for singing and time for jokes,
Roy Clark: Gather 'round and join us folks.
All: Right Now!
Donkey: Hee-haw, hee-haw, etc. Singing: Hee-hee, hee-haw-haw, hee-hee, hee-haw-haw (etc, while the announcer announces:) Announcer: Welcome to Heeeeee-Hawwwww! With special guests (insert Country music greats here) And starring Buck Owens and Roy Clark. Roy Clark: And the whole Hee-Haw Gang! Announcer: Junior Samples, Minnie Pearl, George "Goober" Lindsey, etc... Buck Owens: Time for singing and time for jokes, Roy Clark: Gather 'round and join us folks. All: Right Now! Explain Request ×
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