Randy Rainbow – Desparate Cheetp lyrics

[Verse 1]
Screwin it up since the election
Completely devoid of introspection, yeah
You're more abnormal than your pumpkin-like complextion yea
Oh, you are as artificial as your own toupee
You're offensive in every way
Think you're pretty special but you're just a phony (phony)

[Hook]
Puerto Rico, Charlottesville and Kimmy Jon
Can't keep track of all the times that you've been wrong
And will our country still be here at the end of your four years?
Baby I just don't think that you'll last long

[Bridge]
How could we've chosen such a mental case
Every day you devastate the human race
America, good luck, so long and sayonara (bye-bye)
I mean no disrespect but you're a big disgrace
And what is all the orange stuff that's on your face?
Maybe you should finally just admit you are a

[Chorus]
Desparate Cheeto
Upsetting everyone you meet-o
Reprimanding Puerto Rico
Throwing paper products at the people
Desparate Cheeto
Getting worse with every stupid tweet-o
Why you always talkin like you're from the street yo
Go to your account and just hit delete-o

You're the color of the sign outside the store that says Home Depot
You're a grabby, braggadocious creep-o
And you're in over your head so deep-o
(Get that son-of-a-***** off the field)
Every time you open your mouth the censors have to bleep-o
You even hate on freakin' Meryl Streep-o
And you're the reason that we cannot sleep-o

[Verse 2]
You're so hopped up on your megalomania
I feel bad for Melania
The truth is right in front of ya
Stop smoking marijuania
The words that come out of your mouth make you sound like a dumb-dumb
Just stop saying saying words that make you sound like a dumb-dumb
On foreign matters you're an inefficient novice
Get out Get out Get out please get out of the Oval Office
Turns out your morality is lower than your jowls
(Spoken) Not to mention... Eh here - have some paper towels

(Trump trying to pronounce Puerto Rico)

[Chorus]
Desparate Cheeto
Always caught up in a web of deceit-o
Always pretending like you're not elite-o
Always look like you're about to trick-or-treat-o
Desparate Cheeto
Your hair's a mess your face is always beat though
Why ya picking on that poor athlete-o?
Why ya acting like your on a tv show?

You're the color of the sign outside the store that says Home Depot
You're a crabby unproductive creep-o
And you're in over your head so deep-o
(Get that son-of-a-***** off the field)
Every time you give a ******* speech the censors have to bleep-o
Your spray tan looks so muy cheap-o
And you're the reason that we cannot sleep-o

[Verse 3]
Desparate Cheeto
Getting worse with every stupid tweet-o
Don't know why your hands are so petite-o
You're upsetting everyone you meet-o
Desparate Cheeto