Leonard Nimoy – Highly Illogical lyrics

HIGHLY ILLOGICAL
Leonard Nimoy (the super-logical Mr. Spock of TV's "Star Trek")
(Dr. Demento's 25th anniversary tape)

From far beyond the galaxies I've journeyed to this place
BRTo study the behavior patterns of the human race
BRAnd I find them highly illogical
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BRGirl meets boy they fall in love
BRShe says he's everything she's dreamed of
BRBut when they get married before he's aware
BRShe changes his habits the way he combs his hair
BRShe changes him to someone he's never been
BRAnd then complains he's not like other men
BRNow really I find this most illogical
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BRTake the case of your automobiles
BRGreatest invention since man discovered wheels
BRHydromatic overdrive four-on-the-floor
BRPushbutton windows pushbutton doors
BRDouble barreled carborators rush you anyplace
BRBut you never can find a parking space
BRHighly illogical
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BRTake the case of modern man
BRHe works all his life gives it all he can
BRSaves all his money works overtime
BRPinches every penny banks every dime
BRAll he can think about is money but you know
BRThat he can't take it with him where he's going to go
BRNow I find that fascinatingly illogical
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BRNow is the time to journey home to tell of what I've learned
BRMy people I believe have every right to be concerned
BRFor in spite of computers and advanced psychology
BRBehavior patterns are still a mystery
BRI predict the future of this earthly human race
BRIs that having made a mess of Earth They'll move to outer space
BRWell there goes the neighborhood
BRTotally, completely, absolutely, irrevocably, highly illogical
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BRtmazanec1@juno.com or Tom Mazanec to humans
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