Jon Lajoie – WTF Collective 2 lyrics

Mc confusing:
Mc confusing back in this bitch
With a parking sandwich and chicken ticket
I got a liquid face lift from a a figg with big tits
And my wrist got twisted by a britt with fake spit
And you don't understand it cause your not supposed too
Like a candy cane snake in a jealous cartoon
And I'm gonna leave soon but first I need to
Drink a Chevey Chase face and rape Robocop 2

Mc historical inaccuracy:
Yo I'm Mc historical inaccuracy
I drop lyrical bombs like Hiroshima in seventy three
I write rhymes like Shakespeare when he wrote Anne Frank's diary
Which is about the civil war of 1812 in Germany
I'm like the Spanish Inquisition when they killed Je-sus
And Abe Lincoln suicide was nothing for my the-sis
Like Moses when I focus I can split the Red Sea
Like he did in 1950 with the Chinese Army

Mc don't know how to pluralizes word(S):
I'm Mc don't know how to pluralize word
I got so many rhyme and I sleep with all the girl
When there's more of one of something your suppose to pluralize
But I never learned that throughout all the year I've been alive

Mc canadian stereotype:
Hello I'm mc Canadian stereotype
I'm aboot to get started so let me get off the ice
But I don't want any trouble and I am always polite
Now lets hop on my snowmobile and I will tell you what I like
But first I'll turn off curling and turn down Avril lavigne
Et j'vais dire une phrase en francais, parce qu'ici on est bilingue
Oh boy I fell off my igloo and I hurt my knee
Lets go to the hospital don't worry here in canada it's for free eh

Mc fatigue:
Mc fatigue did ya miss me
I'll be awake for five minutes cause I had a coffee
I'll try to get through my verse but I really don't know
I drank that coffee about five minutes ago

Mc chorus guy:
They hired me again to sing
This mother fucking chorus
I haven't found a fucking job yet
So I got to do this bullshit
(I can't take it I'm done)
I don't think I can sing, another fucking chorus
I think I'm going to jump off a bridge, or shoot myself like Kurt Cobain did
(I think my dad has a gun)

Mc knows too many facts about bees:
I'm mc knows too many facts about bees
Fifteen miles an hour is their average speed
A queen can lay up to three thousand eggs in a day
Just because I know a lot about bees doesn't mean that I am gay
(Mc in the closet homosexual):
I'm also mc in the closet homosexual
I hide it because it's easier to be heterosexual
We can't even get married in most states here in America
It's fucked up! (gay marraige is legal here in Canada!)

Mc homophobic fucking asshole:
I'm mc homophobic fucking asshole
Being gay is evil and it is un-natural
Jesus said to love thy neighbour but only if they are straight
Penis's go in vaginas anything else is just insane

Mc extremely inappropriate rhymes:
I'm mc extremely inappropriate rhymes
I shake things up like j-fox when I get on the mic
And I drop my enemies like Christopher Reeve's horse
Then I put them to sleep like Heath Ledger of course, (woah)

Mc extremely politically correct:
I'm mc extremely politically correct
I disagree with the previous mc's lyrical content!
I't is offensive, insensitive and in very bad taste
Just like that guy who wrote that song when Micheal Jackson passed away

Mc final verse:
Yo mc final verse here to end the song
One was enough we didn't need a sequel Jon
Make a fourth show me your genitals or another normal guy
But for now let's end this stupid song with a suicide

Mc chorus guy:
This is the last time I'll ever sing a chorus
My dads gun was in his closet
And I'm gonna end this bullshit
(I had a good run)
I'm gonna pull the trigger as soon as I'm finish the chorus
Sayonara, and farewell, I guess I'll see you all in Hell
(Four, Three, two, one!)