Other rappers are comprehensible - not me!
First on the mic - MC Confusing!
I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black
It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap
I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks
And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track
Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say
But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay
And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste
And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape
[MC Insecure]
Yo I'm MC Insecure - what's up?
I really don't think that I'm good enough
To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck
All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck
It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse
And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt
Aw, I think I sprained my ankle
You guys go ahead and finish the song without me
[MC Amnesia]
Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch
Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch
Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember shit
Apparently something happened that was traumatic
I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them
Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything!
What's my motherfucking name?
(Seriously does anyone know what my name is?)
[MC Public Urination]
Yo I'm MC Public Urination - what - what!
I take a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk
Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock
And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch!
You other MCs can't handle this shit!
You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public
You run into a toilet every time you have to piss
Yo fuck that shit - I just whip out my dick!
[MC Fatigue]
Yo MC Fatigue - yeah that's me
Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep
[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I'm the guy who sings the chorus
(It breaks up the song)
My part is kinda boring
(I wish that I could go home)
But they're paying me to sing the chorus
(And I really need the cash)
Cause I'm unemployed at the moment
(Just moved back in with my dad)
[Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is]
Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is
Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss
She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick"
I said "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic"
[MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily]
Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily
My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini
You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies
Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity
Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen
Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny
But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun
You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson
Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that
Wait, what was I saying?
I think I got side-tracked.
[MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3]
Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me
Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci
Why did they have to make a 4th?
They had a perfect trilogy!
[MC Lethal Weapon 4]
MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me
I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3
Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy
The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li!
[MC Shit My Pants Frequently]
Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently
It usually happens when I'm walking down the street
Or when I'm hanging out with some fly ass hoes
There we go!
Thank god I brought a change of clothes!
[MC Final Verse]
Yo I'm the MC with the final verse
I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard
But mutherfuckers I don't really have the time
So fuck that and come back to the Chorus Guy
[Chorus-Chorus Guy]
I'm still singing the chorus
(Thank god we're almost done)
I hate singing the chorus
(Such a boring fucking job)
I'm gonna take my 40 bucks
(That's what their paying me)
And I'm gonna go get really drunk
(Masturbate then go to sleep)
[MC Confusing] Other rappers are comprehensible - not me! First on the mic - MC Confusing! I took a piss on my nutsack and called it Jack Black It's a fact, I got more rhymes then Zach Braff taking a nap I attack motherfuckers wearing purple backpacks And I snack on towel racks and take a shit on your track Yeah your whack, cause everybody understands what you say But when I get on the mic, I make milk outta clay And I play air guitar with a tube of toothpaste And I say karate pencil case and put it on tape [MC Insecure] Yo I'm MC Insecure - what's up? I really don't think that I'm good enough To be rhyming on this track cause my lyrics suck All my verses fall flat like a hockey puck It took me seven months to write the first part of my verse And now I got nothing left so I'll pretend that I got hurt Aw, I think I sprained my ankle You guys go ahead and finish the song without me [MC Amnesia] Yo MC Amnesia up in this bitch Woke up five days ago lying in the ditch Didn't know who I was I couldn't remember shit Apparently something happened that was traumatic I used to have more rhymes but I can't remember them Seriously I'm freaking out I can't remember anything! What's my motherfucking name? (Seriously does anyone know what my name is?) [MC Public Urination] Yo I'm MC Public Urination - what - what! I take a fucking piss on a fucking sidewalk Anytime, anyplace, I just whip out my cock And empty my bladder while you motherfuckers watch! You other MCs can't handle this shit! You're just a little bitch afraid to pee in public You run into a toilet every time you have to piss Yo fuck that shit - I just whip out my dick! [MC Fatigue] Yo MC Fatigue - yeah that's me Every time I grab the mic I fucking fall asleep [Chorus-Chorus Guy] I'm the guy who sings the chorus (It breaks up the song) My part is kinda boring (I wish that I could go home) But they're paying me to sing the chorus (And I really need the cash) Cause I'm unemployed at the moment (Just moved back in with my dad) [Verse 2: MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is] Yo I'm MC Doesn't Know What Irony Is Walked up to a girl and I gave her a kiss She said "Let's go to your place, I'll suck your dick" I said "Hell yeah bitch, that's so ironic" [MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily] Yo I'm MC Gets Side-Tracked Easily My rhymes are badass like Gandolfini You know he's known for the Sopranos but he's also in movies Like Get Shorty and Terminal Velocity Which I didn't really like cause I don't like Charlie Sheen Well I guess in Hot Shots, he was kinda funny But I prefer Leslie Nielsen in the Naked Gun You know who else was in that movie? O.J. Simpson Which is kinda weird, knowing what he did after that Wait, what was I saying? I think I got side-tracked. [MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3] Yo I'm MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 I really like those movies but the 4th disappointed me Danny Glover, Mel Gibson and Joe Pesci Why did they have to make a 4th? They had a perfect trilogy! [MC Lethal Weapon 4] MC Lethal Weapon 4 that's me I disagree with MC Lethal Weapon 1, 2 & 3 Although I agree that it is a groundbreaking trilogy The 4th was also good they added Chris Rock and Jet Li! [MC Shit My Pants Frequently] Yo I'm MC Shit My Pants Frequently It usually happens when I'm walking down the street Or when I'm hanging out with some fly ass hoes There we go! Thank god I brought a change of clothes! [MC Final Verse] Yo I'm the MC with the final verse I'm supposed to sum up everything you heard But mutherfuckers I don't really have the time So fuck that and come back to the Chorus Guy [Chorus-Chorus Guy] I'm still singing the chorus (Thank god we're almost done) I hate singing the chorus (Such a boring fucking job) I'm gonna take my 40 bucks (That's what their paying me) And I'm gonna go get really drunk (Masturbate then go to sleep) Explain Request ×
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