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Guide To Bizarre Behavior – Freelance Armstrong lyrics
Can't you sing about something topical
Make it seem like nothing too remarkable
It'd be nice if you could cheat
Cheat, cheat cheat, like you used to do.
That'd be more than you have shown for yonks.
Like a nightmare lurching to life,
The macrophage devours your entrails
He seems sluggish and shapeless now but,
He transforms in the fraction of a second.
If you sing songs about cities
The people in them would feel appreciated.
You'd seem well traveled and adjusted
To the ongoings of the world.
If you could just mention pop culture once in a while
Like a nightmare lurching to life,
The macrophage devours your entrails
He seems sluggish and shapeless now but,
He transforms in the fraction of a second.
Whisper to me, your practiced response
We're all saprobic needless beings
Even Natalia in her faux fur
Her teeth may be white, and insuperable
The best loved seats in the house are yours for a price
Like a nightmare lurching to life,
The macrophage devours your entrails
He seems sluggish and shapeless now but,
He transforms in the fraction of a second.
Leonard it appears that you've done it again
You've built another castle.
Jesus would have been proud but confused
If he had any sense about him.
Don't make me get the whip,
He's suddenly psychic!
Like a nightmare lurching to life,
The macrophage devours your entrails
He seems sluggish and shapeless now but,
He transforms in the fraction of a second.
Whisper to me, your practiced response
Make it seem like nothing too remarkable
It'd be nice if you could cheat
Cheat, cheat cheat, like you used to do.
That'd be more than you have shown for yonks.
Like a nightmare lurching to life,
The macrophage devours your entrails
He seems sluggish and shapeless now but,
He transforms in the fraction of a second.
If you sing songs about cities
The people in them would feel appreciated.
You'd seem well traveled and adjusted
To the ongoings of the world.
If you could just mention pop culture once in a while
Like a nightmare lurching to life,
The macrophage devours your entrails
He seems sluggish and shapeless now but,
He transforms in the fraction of a second.
Whisper to me, your practiced response
We're all saprobic needless beings
Even Natalia in her faux fur
Her teeth may be white, and insuperable
The best loved seats in the house are yours for a price
Like a nightmare lurching to life,
The macrophage devours your entrails
He seems sluggish and shapeless now but,
He transforms in the fraction of a second.
Leonard it appears that you've done it again
You've built another castle.
Jesus would have been proud but confused
If he had any sense about him.
Don't make me get the whip,
He's suddenly psychic!
Like a nightmare lurching to life,
The macrophage devours your entrails
He seems sluggish and shapeless now but,
He transforms in the fraction of a second.
Whisper to me, your practiced response
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