It's swell to be a guy
Timmy and Cosmo: To scratch and dig
And pick and itch
And no one asks us why
Timmy: We like to fight
Cosmo: We like to race
All the males: We grow our hair
On every place
Mr. Turner: And everybody knows
It's wrong to cry
All the males: It's great to be a hairy, smelly guy
Timmy: It's great to be a male
It rocks to be a dude
Timmy and Cosmo: To eat and burp
And fart and spit
And kill all of your food
Male: We like to hit
We like to punch
Mr. Turner: Do we like corn?
Another male: I've got a hunch
Timmy, Cosmo, and Mr. Turner: And we like launching missiles in the sky
All the males: It's great to be a hairy, smelly
Cosmo: Check it out
I've got a belly
All the males: Great to be a hairy, smelly guy
Cosmo: Left! Left! Left! Left! Left!
Timmy: It's great to be a guy
That's why I sing this song
Cosmo: But I can't help
But stop and think
That maybe something's wrong
Timmy: But I've got meat
And I got fire
Cosmo: There's nothing else that I require
All the males: Except perhaps a massive pizza pie
Because it's great to be a guy
G-U-Y
Yes, Guy!
*Burp*
All the males: It's great to be a man It's swell to be a guy Timmy and Cosmo: To scratch and dig And pick and itch And no one asks us why Timmy: We like to fight Cosmo: We like to race All the males: We grow our hair On every place Mr. Turner: And everybody knows It's wrong to cry All the males: It's great to be a hairy, smelly guy Timmy: It's great to be a male It rocks to be a dude Timmy and Cosmo: To eat and burp And fart and spit And kill all of your food Male: We like to hit We like to punch Mr. Turner: Do we like corn? Another male: I've got a hunch Timmy, Cosmo, and Mr. Turner: And we like launching missiles in the sky All the males: It's great to be a hairy, smelly Cosmo: Check it out I've got a belly All the males: Great to be a hairy, smelly guy Cosmo: Left! Left! Left! Left! Left! Timmy: It's great to be a guy That's why I sing this song Cosmo: But I can't help But stop and think That maybe something's wrong Timmy: But I've got meat And I got fire Cosmo: There's nothing else that I require All the males: Except perhaps a massive pizza pie Because it's great to be a guy G-U-Y Yes, Guy! *Burp* Explain Request ×
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