Evan Kosick – Susie Raps lyrics

(Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill, Bill)
'Cause the freight train's coming through
That's the nickname for my dick
Susie's comin' at you like you're just a little kid
'Cause I ain't no motherfuckin' Dre mc
But if they call me up, I'll blaze the weed
And y'all think this is a joke, that offends me, you whores
But you can't even touch my Wii Sports Bowling score
'Cause Jenna can't touch me, and neither can you
But if I pull down my pants, you'll be stuck like glue

Yo, susie here, I'm here on the mic
I lost my mom when I was just a little tyke
Shot down after giving me my precious Wii Sports
I was so sad, Jared watches all of my porn
Bill's up in here, snorting cocaine
But he won't rap on my track
Hah, no way!
This verse will end strong 'cause I need some more drugs
But if you tell the isa, it's your grave you just dug
'Cause I'm a man, and a woman
And I'll show you my dick
Even big Bill Cosby can't handle this shit!

'Cause the freight train's coming through
That's the nickname for my dick
Susie's comin' at you like you're just a little kid
'Cause I ain't no motherfuckin' Dre mc
But if they call me up, I'll blaze the weed
And y'all think this is a joke, that offends me, you whores
But you can't even touch my Wii Sports Bowling score
'Cause Jenna can't touch me, and neither can you
But if I pull down my pants, you'll be stuck like glue

My very first video went viral
Be jealous
Bush did 9/11 and America is Hellish
Donald Trump in here, wants to build a wall
But I hide my weed there, so don't build that wall
How many mangoes can I fit in my aaasss?!
Well, for the large numbers, I think you should pass
'Cause I'm the best person to walk the Earth
If you don't believe me, then you're a dog turd
Speaking of dogs, Leafy's girlfriend's in my clique
But she's way too busy sucking dirty dog dick

'Cause the freight train's coming through
That's the nickname for my dick
Susie's comin' at you like you're just a little kid
'Cause I ain't no motherfuckin' Dre mc
But if they call me up, I'll blaze the weed
And y'all think this is a joke, that offends me, you whores
But you can't even touch my Wii Sports Bowling score
'Cause Jenna can't touch me, and neither can you
But if I pull down my pants, you'll be stuck like glue