To the rescue
I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two
Dancers back on Soul Train
And ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain
Now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent
Using step 1 & step 2 to keep the show valid
Let's have a vote and try to register our ballots
And realise a Hammer's just a mallet
Toss him like a salad cause he ain't truly gifted
Now the party's lifted by the crew hieroglyphics
Golly-wolly, not another Elvis & Priscilla
Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla
Because he takes a style and tries to mock it
Ain't nothin' personal, G
But I'm kinda inta chocolate
It's all about the black
And it's like that
And I'm so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack
Plus I'm almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English
800
Now I peep ya concept
Ya think ya got a rep?
Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps.
[Chorus:]
"Oooh, oooh, pissin' on your steps..."
[Bridge:]
No Del
Is not a mean fellow
Just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow
See I'm rather mellow
Some call it lazy
Me & myself
And I ain't with the daisies
Cause I'm no g_ddam flower
And every single dancer in circumference
Receives a golden shower
I'm here to insult the
Hip hop John Travolta
Ya think ya all that
But really you're shorter than a midget
I don't fidgit, with the ballet,
Cube: Phuck a dancer!
Del: Because that's what my pals say
And brothers don't shake ya rumps
Wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts
Because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia
And that's much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya
Plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind
Blasted all out like a feline
See I'm givin' you advice
Make ya think twice
Cause dance groups don't last past Minute Rice
So change ya conept
Acquire some skills on the mic while I'm pissin' on your steps.
[Chorus:]
"I gotta take a leak for the weak... (REPEAT)"
It's D-E-L the Funkee Homosapien To the rescue I'm solo and threw a bolo and left two Dancers back on Soul Train And ya know Soul Train get the phat doodie stain Now what ya gonna do with the board with no talent Using step 1 & step 2 to keep the show valid Let's have a vote and try to register our ballots And realise a Hammer's just a mallet Toss him like a salad cause he ain't truly gifted Now the party's lifted by the crew hieroglyphics Golly-wolly, not another Elvis & Priscilla Ice is cool, but I can't stand Vanilla Because he takes a style and tries to mock it Ain't nothin' personal, G But I'm kinda inta chocolate It's all about the black And it's like that And I'm so laid back cause I smoked a phat sack Plus I'm almost through & done with a whole 40-dog of Olde English 800 Now I peep ya concept Ya think ya got a rep? Dance all day, while I'm pissin' on your steps. [Chorus:] "Oooh, oooh, pissin' on your steps..." [Bridge:] No Del Is not a mean fellow Just because I wanna turn your dance shoes yellow See I'm rather mellow Some call it lazy Me & myself And I ain't with the daisies Cause I'm no g_ddam flower And every single dancer in circumference Receives a golden shower I'm here to insult the Hip hop John Travolta Ya think ya all that But really you're shorter than a midget I don't fidgit, with the ballet, Cube: Phuck a dancer! Del: Because that's what my pals say And brothers don't shake ya rumps Wearin' biker shorts is like chokin' on ya nuts Because ya might end up with a cramp or a hernia And that's much worse, than a fine girl burnin' ya Plus it ain't fly for you to have your behind Blasted all out like a feline See I'm givin' you advice Make ya think twice Cause dance groups don't last past Minute Rice So change ya conept Acquire some skills on the mic while I'm pissin' on your steps. [Chorus:] "I gotta take a leak for the weak... (REPEAT)" Explain Request ×
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