Del The Funky Homosapien – Love Story lyrics

Yo yo yo, check this out man
1 for you, 2 for me
3 for
You, 15 for me
20 for you... Now check it
Out

Yo
I just won 10 grand in the
Galactic
Rhyme Federation championship, so I'm lampin a
Bit
I feel like returnin to Earth and burnin some
Herb
I'm sick of lookin at the inside of space
Stations
Time for Deltron to take a vacation
My
Expertise in aviation got us to our destination (where?)
The
East Bay
My living quarters is completely froze solid
I
Thaw it out with a heat ray
Now I'm chillin in a sauna,
Pulsating jet streams
Peeping out in virtual reality my wet
Dreams
Perusing my 21st century classic comics, the fun is
Astronomic
(Ha ha ha) I figured since I'm here
I'll renew my galactic passport
So I'm not
Persecuted by no galactic assholes
Schemers on the
Ave
With their holographic hat-tricks
Using magnetism to
Pick-pocket citizens
Tourists walk around with memory
Apprehension glasses
They attempt to capture
The past
Tense
Virtual junkies, burnt out and lost
War veterans
Still trapped in the Holocaust

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Living in my true love's arms

I'm
Sittin on the porch readin Cosmopolitan
Peepin all these
Dumb hoes with enhanced collagen
I'm calling in sick
Today
Big mistake
This resulted in a final pay check and
Pink slip?

Replaced by my successor cause I missed my
Place
Knowin that the Rhyme Federation will miss my
Face
(fuck y'all)
Referred to as a big
Disgrace
Now I'm free-lance with more risk to
Take
Now a rhymin merc, finding certified androids
Hit a
Convention, signin autographs for fan-boys
They
Admire
My enhanced stanzas
And how I dodge
Man-hunts
And security cameras
Avoided apprehension in
Sub-atomic dimensions
And even more impressive cause of what
We livin
A self contained environment, I suggest I'm
Just a minor threat
I see a thing of beauty fly as heck,
Standing by her desk
Paid her my respects, I was too scared
To try to step
So I deployed one of my androids with
Dialect
Synthesized with my voice perfectly
Replicated
Asked for her name, and was she married?
"No
We're separated"

*Booty*
Baby... Baby
You're looking real fine...
Your behind, you got 3
Booty cheeks...
That's kind of unique for... For a
?
What say me and you hit the hot spot over at your house
?
I got a few sandwiches? Eaten
Yo it's cool
Though, you got one eye? Trippin though
Listen you, me and
You, we gon'?, we gon' far, go all the way to
Mars
Venus... We'll go to Venus if you want
To
Venus, Paris... ?

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Answers
Living in my true love's arms (2x)