The original conjuring cat
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn, presto
And you'll all say
"Oh, well I never, was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mr. Mistoffelees"
"Oh, well I never, was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mr. Mistoffelees"
He is quiet and small, he is black
From the ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always decieving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife or a fork
And you think it was merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment
And then it is gone
But you find it next week
Lying out on the lawn
And you'll all say
"Oh, well I never, was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mr. Mistoffelees"
"Oh, well I never, was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mr. Mistoffelees"
His manner is vague and aloof
You would think there was nobody shyer
But his voice has been heard on the roof
When he was curled up by the fire
And he's sometimes been heard by the fire
When he was about on the roof
At least we all heard that somebody purred
Which is uncontestable proof
Of his singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call
Him in from the garden for hours
When he was asleep in the hall
And not long ago
This phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens
Right out of a hat
And we'll all say
"Oh, well I never, was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mr. Mistoffelees"
"Oh, well I never, was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mr. Mistoffelees"
"Oh, well I never, was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mr. Mistoffelees"
"Oh, well I never, was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mr. Mistoffelees"
"Oh, well I never, was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mr. Mistoffelees"
"Oh, well I never, was there ever
A cat so clever as magical
Mr. Mistoffelees"
Ladies and gentlemen
I give you the marvelous
Magical Mr. Mistoffelees, presto
You ought to ask Mr. Mistoffelees The original conjuring cat The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mr. Mistoffelees's conjuring turn, presto And you'll all say "Oh, well I never, was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees" He is quiet and small, he is black From the ears to the tip of his tail He can creep through the tiniest crack He can walk on the narrowest rail He can pick any card from a pack He is equally cunning with dice He is always decieving you into believing That he's only hunting for mice He can play any trick with a cork Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste If you look for a knife or a fork And you think it was merely misplaced You have seen it one moment And then it is gone But you find it next week Lying out on the lawn And you'll all say "Oh, well I never, was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees" His manner is vague and aloof You would think there was nobody shyer But his voice has been heard on the roof When he was curled up by the fire And he's sometimes been heard by the fire When he was about on the roof At least we all heard that somebody purred Which is uncontestable proof Of his singular magical powers And I've known the family to call Him in from the garden for hours When he was asleep in the hall And not long ago This phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens Right out of a hat And we'll all say "Oh, well I never, was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees" "Oh, well I never, was there ever A cat so clever as magical Mr. Mistoffelees" Ladies and gentlemen I give you the marvelous Magical Mr. Mistoffelees, presto Explain Request ×
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