With that pumpkin pie filling
And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer
Its the most fattening time of the year
Its the lip smackingest season of all
While your shopping you're cheating
Impulsively eating that junk at the mall
Its the heav-heaviest season of all
Therell be turkeys for basting
And stuffing for tasting
And giblets and gravy will flow
Therell be cookies that mom baked
And leftover fruit cake from a christmas a long time ago
Its the scale flattening time of the year
While your diet you're blowing
There's calories going straight down to your rear
Its the scale flattening time of the year
Therell be after meal dosing
And arteries closing
Cholesterol levels will grow
Its too cold to go jogging
To brisk for tobogganing
So pass me a hot buttered roll
Its the most fattening time of the year
All those gingerbread shingles and
Chocolate Chris Kringles will tremble in fear
Its the most fattening time,
Its the belt loosening time,
Its the most fattening time of the year
Its the most fattening time of the year With that pumpkin pie filling And everyone swilling down eggnog and beer Its the most fattening time of the year Its the lip smackingest season of all While your shopping you're cheating Impulsively eating that junk at the mall Its the heav-heaviest season of all Therell be turkeys for basting And stuffing for tasting And giblets and gravy will flow Therell be cookies that mom baked And leftover fruit cake from a christmas a long time ago Its the scale flattening time of the year While your diet you're blowing There's calories going straight down to your rear Its the scale flattening time of the year Therell be after meal dosing And arteries closing Cholesterol levels will grow Its too cold to go jogging To brisk for tobogganing So pass me a hot buttered roll Its the most fattening time of the year All those gingerbread shingles and Chocolate Chris Kringles will tremble in fear Its the most fattening time, Its the belt loosening time, Its the most fattening time of the year Explain Request ×
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