On the night before Christmas
There's a big fat guy with a
Toy sack
Toy sack yeah yeah
It's squeezing down through your fireplace
Christmas Day
A million Barbie dolls packed away
Boxed up in a sack on a sleigh
That jingle bell parka is as big as a whale
They put everything into the toy sack
They shove in a Chrysler
And a tv from Sony
So hurry up and pack that Shetland pony
The toy sack is a magical place
Where Santa puts the presents
Toy sack Baby
This sack's heavy
Toy sack
Break Santa's back
Call a chiropractor
Crack Santa's back
Lugging and tuggin
Huffin and puffin
Reachin' in the bag
There's an Easy-Bake Oven
Now back up the chimney
Yeah it's straining Santa's jimmies
That sack's not skinny
But every year he lugs it
Around and around and around and around
Reindeer are hoofin'
There ain't no time for goofin baby
Elves linin' up to pack toys for your town
Bag is always movin
Somethin's in there poopin' baby
Puppies in the sack
There's puppies in the sack
The toy sack is a magical place
Where Santa puts the presents
Toy sack baby
Toy sack baby
Have a what
Merry
Christmas
Toy Sack
Santa's toy sack
Toy Sack
Santa's Toy Sack
Baby
Have a Merry Christmas
That's a lot of presents in the Toy Sack
If you look up in the sky On the night before Christmas There's a big fat guy with a Toy sack Toy sack yeah yeah It's squeezing down through your fireplace Christmas Day A million Barbie dolls packed away Boxed up in a sack on a sleigh That jingle bell parka is as big as a whale They put everything into the toy sack They shove in a Chrysler And a tv from Sony So hurry up and pack that Shetland pony The toy sack is a magical place Where Santa puts the presents Toy sack Baby This sack's heavy Toy sack Break Santa's back Call a chiropractor Crack Santa's back Lugging and tuggin Huffin and puffin Reachin' in the bag There's an Easy-Bake Oven Now back up the chimney Yeah it's straining Santa's jimmies That sack's not skinny But every year he lugs it Around and around and around and around Reindeer are hoofin' There ain't no time for goofin baby Elves linin' up to pack toys for your town Bag is always movin Somethin's in there poopin' baby Puppies in the sack There's puppies in the sack The toy sack is a magical place Where Santa puts the presents Toy sack baby Toy sack baby Have a what Merry Christmas Toy Sack Santa's toy sack Toy Sack Santa's Toy Sack Baby Have a Merry Christmas That's a lot of presents in the Toy Sack Explain Request ×
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