Innkeeper: Maurice?
Maurice: Please! Please! I need your help!
He's got her, he's got her locked in the dungeon
Lefou: Who?
Maurice: Belle! We must go! Not a minute to lose!
Gaston: Whoa! Slow down Maurice! Who's got Belle locked in
A dungeon?
Maurice: a Beast! A horrible, monstrous Beast!
Beerdrinkers:
Beerdrinker one: Is it a big Beast?
Maurice: Huge!
Beerdrinker two: With a long, ugly snout?
Maurice: Hideously ugly!
Beerdrinker three: And sharp, cruel fangs?
Maurice: Yes, yes! Will you help me?
Gaston: All right, old man. We'll help you out.
Maurice: You will? Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you!
[Maurice Is Expelled]
Inkeeper: Crazy old Maurice!
Beerdrinker one: He's always good for a laugh.
Gaston: Crazy old Maurice. Hmmmmm. Crazy old Maurice. Hmm.
Gaston
Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking.
Lefou
A dangerous pastime,
Gaston
I know.
But that wacky old coot is Belle's father,
And his sanity's only "so-so".
Now the wheels in my head have been turning,
Since I looked at that loony old man.
See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle,
And right now I'm evolving a plan!
(to Lefou) lefou
If I.... (whisper) ...
Yes!
Then we'd... (whisper) ...
No! Would she?
... (whisper) ... Guess!
Now I get it!
Both
Let's go!
No one plots like Gaston,
Takes cheap shots like Gaston,
Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston.
[Chorus]
So his marriage we soon will be celebrating!
My, what a guy!
Gaston!
Maurice: Help! Someone help me! Innkeeper: Maurice? Maurice: Please! Please! I need your help! He's got her, he's got her locked in the dungeon Lefou: Who? Maurice: Belle! We must go! Not a minute to lose! Gaston: Whoa! Slow down Maurice! Who's got Belle locked in A dungeon? Maurice: a Beast! A horrible, monstrous Beast! Beerdrinkers: Beerdrinker one: Is it a big Beast? Maurice: Huge! Beerdrinker two: With a long, ugly snout? Maurice: Hideously ugly! Beerdrinker three: And sharp, cruel fangs? Maurice: Yes, yes! Will you help me? Gaston: All right, old man. We'll help you out. Maurice: You will? Oh, thank you! Thank you! Thank you! [Maurice Is Expelled] Inkeeper: Crazy old Maurice! Beerdrinker one: He's always good for a laugh. Gaston: Crazy old Maurice. Hmmmmm. Crazy old Maurice. Hmm. Gaston Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking. Lefou A dangerous pastime, Gaston I know. But that wacky old coot is Belle's father, And his sanity's only "so-so". Now the wheels in my head have been turning, Since I looked at that loony old man. See, I promised myself I'd be married to Belle, And right now I'm evolving a plan! (to Lefou) lefou If I.... (whisper) ... Yes! Then we'd... (whisper) ... No! Would she? ... (whisper) ... Guess! Now I get it! Both Let's go! No one plots like Gaston, Takes cheap shots like Gaston, Plans to persecute harmless crackpots like Gaston. [Chorus] So his marriage we soon will be celebrating! My, what a guy! Gaston! Explain Request ×
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