I'm trying to free my mind, you see
I think I am quite insane
Trying to find my reptile brain
But then I'm gonna nuke it
Then I'm gonna send the motherfucker flying...
Byebye brain...
I looked into the eyes of an idiot
And in him I saw myself
People walking by,
Disgusted faces at a distance
They seem to think they're better,
Man you know that is a lie
But it's hard to see a peer in one with
Whom you can't identify
I gazed into the eyes of the madman
And I saw, and I saw, and I saw myself
All these little things we do, our way of life,
We're babies, repeating everything we see,
Stem-celled from TV
Looking back I wonder if it was just a huge
Lack of discipline
That stopped me from ever learning algebra
Maybe I'm just too dumb
(Monkey see, monkey do)
I've found my sole purpose
I need to evolve, and fast
When we talk, if I nod off
Smack my face, I won't be cross
Teach me as you would a
Teach me as you would a dog
Strapped to my lazy-chair
Sitting in the living room where
I watch Discovery all day long
Evolving as I sing this song:
I'm a Modern Einstein,
I'm a Modern Einstein
I'm a Modern Einstein,
I'm a Modern Einstein
I'm a Modern Einstein,
I'm a Modern Einstein
I'm waging war against me I'm trying to free my mind, you see I think I am quite insane Trying to find my reptile brain But then I'm gonna nuke it Then I'm gonna send the motherfucker flying... Byebye brain... I looked into the eyes of an idiot And in him I saw myself People walking by, Disgusted faces at a distance They seem to think they're better, Man you know that is a lie But it's hard to see a peer in one with Whom you can't identify I gazed into the eyes of the madman And I saw, and I saw, and I saw myself All these little things we do, our way of life, We're babies, repeating everything we see, Stem-celled from TV Looking back I wonder if it was just a huge Lack of discipline That stopped me from ever learning algebra Maybe I'm just too dumb (Monkey see, monkey do) I've found my sole purpose I need to evolve, and fast When we talk, if I nod off Smack my face, I won't be cross Teach me as you would a Teach me as you would a dog Strapped to my lazy-chair Sitting in the living room where I watch Discovery all day long Evolving as I sing this song: I'm a Modern Einstein, I'm a Modern Einstein I'm a Modern Einstein, I'm a Modern Einstein I'm a Modern Einstein, I'm a Modern Einstein Explain Request ×
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