I meant to make you dinner but I burned the steak
So I booked a restaurant but we got there late
So we both had to settle for some curley fries
Extra value menu at least it was super sized
Chorus:
I meant to turn you on not crack you up
I wish I knew just what it took to fill your loving cup
I wanted to put my moves on ya but I'm fresh outta luck
I meant to turn you on not crack you up
V2:
I meant to light the candles when the curtains caught fire
When I tried to put it out I tripped on some speaker wire
I thought I'd make it better with a s*** dance
When I did my one two step I ripped my pants
V3:
I put my arm around you and poked you in the eye
I went in for a kiss and my bad breath made you cry
I turned down the bed and we were almost there
Until you got a glance at my ole holy underwear
V1: I meant to make you dinner but I burned the steak So I booked a restaurant but we got there late So we both had to settle for some curley fries Extra value menu at least it was super sized Chorus: I meant to turn you on not crack you up I wish I knew just what it took to fill your loving cup I wanted to put my moves on ya but I'm fresh outta luck I meant to turn you on not crack you up V2: I meant to light the candles when the curtains caught fire When I tried to put it out I tripped on some speaker wire I thought I'd make it better with a s*** dance When I did my one two step I ripped my pants V3: I put my arm around you and poked you in the eye I went in for a kiss and my bad breath made you cry I turned down the bed and we were almost there Until you got a glance at my ole holy underwear Explain Request ×
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