All the gas was so plentiful
Bountiful, oh, liberal
My tank was full
And all the pumps on the street
They would dangle so happily
Joyfully, oh, playfully filling me
And then a shortage arose
And I tried to be sensible
Logical, economical, responsible
And now they doubled the price
Filling up can be ludicrous
Ridiculous, I get furious
Impestious
There are lines that
Stretch across the land
How much can we withstand
They're holding back the fuel
So instead, in traffic jams I fight
Crouched on my sister's bike
I really look the fool
I said watch where you park
Cause they siphon in after dark
What a lark, oh, and when you start
There's just a spark
And if you run in line
You'll be pushed out in double time
And soon you'll find, oh, you'll
Be behind the last car sign
Oh, pump it, pump it
Pump it, yeah
Don't you think
It's getting out of hand
Pumping out with a gas can
Don't tell me it's all gone
They say odds and
Evens will see a few
Please tell me what to do
The lines are far too long
They're so long
They're so long
They're so long
When I was young All the gas was so plentiful Bountiful, oh, liberal My tank was full And all the pumps on the street They would dangle so happily Joyfully, oh, playfully filling me And then a shortage arose And I tried to be sensible Logical, economical, responsible And now they doubled the price Filling up can be ludicrous Ridiculous, I get furious Impestious There are lines that Stretch across the land How much can we withstand They're holding back the fuel So instead, in traffic jams I fight Crouched on my sister's bike I really look the fool I said watch where you park Cause they siphon in after dark What a lark, oh, and when you start There's just a spark And if you run in line You'll be pushed out in double time And soon you'll find, oh, you'll Be behind the last car sign Oh, pump it, pump it Pump it, yeah Don't you think It's getting out of hand Pumping out with a gas can Don't tell me it's all gone They say odds and Evens will see a few Please tell me what to do The lines are far too long They're so long They're so long They're so long Explain Request ×
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