The origional Conjuring cat
The greatest magicians have something to learn
From Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn
And you'll all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
He is quiet, he is small he is plack
From the ears to the tip of his tail
He can creep through the tiniest crack
He can walk on the narrowest rail
He can pick any card from a pack
He is equally cunning with dice
He is always decieving you into believing
That he's only hunting for mice
He can play any trick with a cork
Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste
If you look for a knife for a fork
And you think it merely misplaced
You have seen it one moment and then it is gone!
But you find it next week lying out on the lawn
And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Well! My manner is vague and aloof
You would think there is nobody shyer
But my voice has been heard on the roof
When I was curled up by the fire
And I've sometimes been heard by the fire
When I was about on the roof
At least they all heard that somebody purred
Which is uncontestable proof of my singular magical powers
And I've known the family to call me in from the garden for hours
While I was asleep in the hall
And not long ago this phenominal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
And not long ago this phenomenal cat
Produced seven kittens right out of a hat
And we all say
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Oh! Well I never was there ever
A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees
You ought to as Mr. Mistoffelees! The origional Conjuring cat The greatest magicians have something to learn From Mister Mistoffelees Conjuring Turn And you'll all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees He is quiet, he is small he is plack From the ears to the tip of his tail He can creep through the tiniest crack He can walk on the narrowest rail He can pick any card from a pack He is equally cunning with dice He is always decieving you into believing That he's only hunting for mice He can play any trick with a cork Or a spoon and a bit of fish paste If you look for a knife for a fork And you think it merely misplaced You have seen it one moment and then it is gone! But you find it next week lying out on the lawn And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Well! My manner is vague and aloof You would think there is nobody shyer But my voice has been heard on the roof When I was curled up by the fire And I've sometimes been heard by the fire When I was about on the roof At least they all heard that somebody purred Which is uncontestable proof of my singular magical powers And I've known the family to call me in from the garden for hours While I was asleep in the hall And not long ago this phenominal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hat And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees And not long ago this phenomenal cat Produced seven kittens right out of a hat And we all say Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Oh! Well I never was there ever A cat so clever as Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Ladies and Gentleman, I give you the Magical Mr. Mistoffelees Explain Request ×
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