Made a tourniquet from the tassel of a graduate
Left high and dry at the altar as
Those wedding bells sing "ding da dong"
And we sing another sad song
We tried a more vivacious melody
But it came out wrong
[Chorus]
How could you come here and say that?
How could you come here at all?
[Verse 2]
Oh, I'm not a fool
But my pigeon toes are blistered
From pacing every night
In the gravel outside your house
Give it a try
Give me some kind of sign
Give it up you pathetic split pea soup drinker
Give up the ghost as a tip to the hostess
[Bridge]
Made myself a part of it
A part of it
[Chorus]
[Verse 1] Made a tourniquet from the tassel of a graduate Left high and dry at the altar as Those wedding bells sing "ding da dong" And we sing another sad song We tried a more vivacious melody But it came out wrong [Chorus] How could you come here and say that? How could you come here at all? [Verse 2] Oh, I'm not a fool But my pigeon toes are blistered From pacing every night In the gravel outside your house Give it a try Give me some kind of sign Give it up you pathetic split pea soup drinker Give up the ghost as a tip to the hostess [Bridge] Made myself a part of it A part of it [Chorus] Explain Request ×
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