Wtf happened to Allen? One minute she's the hottest Brit singer in Hollywood, next minute she's gaining weight, buying pink wigs, and singing songs about how her boyfriend isn't good at having s**.
I think you see my point?
I can actually relate cuz I had this bf once like hers in the song. I thought he was good at everything, like he asked me out for 1st time, I said yes, then he gave me an open-mouthed kiss! If you're thinking "gross", well f*ck off and stop reading.
As I was saying, he was really good at making out and sticking his tongue into my mouth and all. All the time we were alone he was unbuttoning my jeans, feeling me up, and/or (the best part!) slipping his hands into my top, into my bra, and squeezing my b***s! =D =P
So I tried to have s** with him that day but he was useless! He thought s** was pressing my b***s against his chest and french kissing and feeling me up. So, practically, whenever I was in the modd for s**, I had to literally grab his p**** and stick it in my v****a! Sheesh!
Lily Allen's singing (and style) sucks, but I sort of like her because a) I can relate to this song, and b), she's Brit like me, not like all you useless mindless drooling Americans!