Honestly. You guys are wayyy over thinkking the song. Artists for decades write songs about. Nothing, that have no meaning. Look at Kurt Cobain. Everyone thought he was deep and s*t, but you later find out, that he wrote his stuff last minute in the studio and it was s*t. Look at david bowie, people thought his song: the bewlay brothers" was a deep, complex song, but later finding out it was garbage, it was nothing. I think the band is just writing in a comedic, awesome funny way, and you guys are just overthinking and searching for a meaning, but that's not what music is about. Music is about listning and enjoying, not overthinking. Also, another example of artists writing nothing is Lou Reed.