Hahah. This Is one of the Many Great Songs By bc-13. :]
Anyways, The song is About Meeting this girl over myspace, and, he's only seen her through her myspace pics, and apparently there pretty hot. But, when he actually meets her, She is A very Ugly, Fat, Stupid.
B*h. He Needs to get fucked up on everything so he can wake up the next morning next to. "that". And, Blame it on Tom because he was the one invented myspace, and that's where he found her off of.