When I was 9 years old I was going on a school trip to the safari. When I was listening to my sweet Dora jams my school bus smashed into a tree! Where I instantly fell into a coma for nearly 15000 years! : 0 while I was in the coma I met Booots the moneky and he was extremely mad at meh for destroying his home (the tree that the bus smashed into). He was a very mean monkey and he tortured me by making me listen to the hellish Diego theme song non-stop for 87 months. Suddenly Dora came to my rescue and was extremely mad with Boots for his blasphemy! Dora saved me whilst singing her theme song ... D-d-d-d-d-dora! He song immediatyl reversed the results of Demon Diegos song. I knew from that moment on we were destined to be together <3. I slowly start to awake from my coma to find Dora pregananant with other mans children: 3.