I write a song for every president
That won't ever get shot in the face
And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives
I walk down to the court house
With one strum I level the place
But hasn't anybody learned
Don't ever trust a man who plays guitar
The day I rob a banks the first day I'm not lying
To you or me about what I believe
So when I die then let my gravestone read
Rest in peace, funk no pulses no
Is no excuse not to dance
If I live then let my heart be
Like a beating picket line
They'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab
Hasn't anybody learned
The last who make the moves
Are the first to say the words
The day I rob a banks the first day I live my life
As an honest man, an honest man
The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank
Is the day I finally get what I deserve
So I dip this pen in arsenic I write a song for every president That won't ever get shot in the face And I wrap these strings in plastic explosives I walk down to the court house With one strum I level the place But hasn't anybody learned Don't ever trust a man who plays guitar The day I rob a banks the first day I'm not lying To you or me about what I believe So when I die then let my gravestone read Rest in peace, funk no pulses no Is no excuse not to dance If I live then let my heart be Like a beating picket line They'll sooner see a corpse than see a scab Hasn't anybody learned The last who make the moves Are the first to say the words The day I rob a banks the first day I live my life As an honest man, an honest man The day I go to jail trying to rob a bank Is the day I finally get what I deserve Explain Request ×
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