[Regular voice]
Oooh! Don't touch that
You don't know where it's been
Don't touch wet paint
Don't touch that dial
[Old man]
A rotten egg? Yecch, don't touch that!
Never touch yellow snow
Not even with a ten-foot pole
[Droopy]
Never touch food that glows
Or Doctor Demento
Yes, don't touch that!
[Bullwinkle]
Hey, watch me pull
A rabbit from my hat
Wait, that's not a rabbit
Oooh! Don't touch that
[Bill Cosby]
When you find lumps in your puddin' pops
Don't touch 'em, they're not cool
[?]
Don't stick your finger in the ear
Of a fat chick at school
[Goofy]
Gawrsh, never touch anything
That's dragged in by the cat
[Kid voice]
Greasy grimy gopher guts
Eeew, don't touch that!
[Cheech]
Hey man, don't touch my ol' lady!
[Swishy voice]
You can lookee, but no touchee!
[s*** woman]
Oooh! Don't touch me there!
[?]
Don't touch milk if it's crunchy
[Old lady]
Never sit on a wet seat
[?]
Don't touch it (like) that woman in heat
[French accent]
Aaah, (Speaking French)
Get away from my weed whackers!
Don't touch that!
[Fussy voice]
Never touch a tissue
That's rolled up in a ball
[Eddie Murphy]
Never touch the gummy gums
Of Arsenio Hall
[Apu]
Welcome to 7-Eleven
Don't touch the Slurpee machine
[Ernest]
Hey, I wouldn't touch that pit bull
That's foamin' at the mouth
Know what I mean?
[Group]
Never touch the wart
On Aunt Martha's chin
Never touch what's on you
When you sneeze in the wind
Ah-choo!
[Dracula]
Good evening
Don't touch the blood
From a vampire bat
[Hysterical giggling]
Ha ha ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha
Don't touch that!
[Rapper]
Don't play catch
With a scuzzball
Don't pick bugs
From your windshield
Don't touch a slug
Or a hairball
[Group]
Oooh! Don't touch that
[Reagan]
Uh, well, I wouldn't touch it
If I could remember what it was for
[Godfather]
Last guy who touched this
He ain't around no more
[W C Fields]
Ah yes, you haven't had tequila
Until you get the worm
[Jewish]
I don't think a worm is kosher
It's schmutz!
Don't touch that
[Group]
Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew!
Oooh!
Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew!
Yecch!
[Valley girl]
Oh my god that's cowabunga dude!
Don't touch that!
[Clint Eastwood]
Go ahead, make my day
Touch that!
[Pee Wee Herman]
Uh oh! Honk honk!
Don't touch that, ha ha ha (crash!)
[Engineer]
Okay, we're ready for take ninety-nine in here
Uh, don't touch that button please
[Another voice]
Hic! You mean this button here?
[Engineer]
Yeah, that big red button... Don't touch that!
[Voice]
What happens if, Hic! I touch this button here?
[Engineer]
No! Not that button! Please! Don't touch that!
[giant explosion]
Eew! Don't touch that! [Regular voice] Oooh! Don't touch that You don't know where it's been Don't touch wet paint Don't touch that dial [Old man] A rotten egg? Yecch, don't touch that! Never touch yellow snow Not even with a ten-foot pole [Droopy] Never touch food that glows Or Doctor Demento Yes, don't touch that! [Bullwinkle] Hey, watch me pull A rabbit from my hat Wait, that's not a rabbit Oooh! Don't touch that [Bill Cosby] When you find lumps in your puddin' pops Don't touch 'em, they're not cool [?] Don't stick your finger in the ear Of a fat chick at school [Goofy] Gawrsh, never touch anything That's dragged in by the cat [Kid voice] Greasy grimy gopher guts Eeew, don't touch that! [Cheech] Hey man, don't touch my ol' lady! [Swishy voice] You can lookee, but no touchee! [s*** woman] Oooh! Don't touch me there! [?] Don't touch milk if it's crunchy [Old lady] Never sit on a wet seat [?] Don't touch it (like) that woman in heat [French accent] Aaah, (Speaking French) Get away from my weed whackers! Don't touch that! [Fussy voice] Never touch a tissue That's rolled up in a ball [Eddie Murphy] Never touch the gummy gums Of Arsenio Hall [Apu] Welcome to 7-Eleven Don't touch the Slurpee machine [Ernest] Hey, I wouldn't touch that pit bull That's foamin' at the mouth Know what I mean? [Group] Never touch the wart On Aunt Martha's chin Never touch what's on you When you sneeze in the wind Ah-choo! [Dracula] Good evening Don't touch the blood From a vampire bat [Hysterical giggling] Ha ha ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha Don't touch that! [Rapper] Don't play catch With a scuzzball Don't pick bugs From your windshield Don't touch a slug Or a hairball [Group] Oooh! Don't touch that [Reagan] Uh, well, I wouldn't touch it If I could remember what it was for [Godfather] Last guy who touched this He ain't around no more [W C Fields] Ah yes, you haven't had tequila Until you get the worm [Jewish] I don't think a worm is kosher It's schmutz! Don't touch that [Group] Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew! Oooh! Eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew, ee-eeew! Yecch! [Valley girl] Oh my god that's cowabunga dude! Don't touch that! [Clint Eastwood] Go ahead, make my day Touch that! [Pee Wee Herman] Uh oh! Honk honk! Don't touch that, ha ha ha (crash!) [Engineer] Okay, we're ready for take ninety-nine in here Uh, don't touch that button please [Another voice] Hic! You mean this button here? [Engineer] Yeah, that big red button... Don't touch that! [Voice] What happens if, Hic! I touch this button here? [Engineer] No! Not that button! Please! Don't touch that! [giant explosion] Explain Request ×
Lyrics taken from
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