The Lonely Island – We Like Sportz lyrics

(Phone ringing)
Hello,
Hi, Do you wanna go to a party with me?
No, the games on.
Oh, I almost forgot, I'll be right there.

We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
From shooting hoops, to the Super Bowl.
We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

The Game is startin', everyone is here,
I got my snacks, my friends and a beer.
Just two normal guys hangin' out, having fun,
Right Guy number two?
Yeah Guy number one.
"E" to the "S" to the "P" to the "N",
Is all I watch 'cause I'm the man.
If my team loses I'll be mean all night
If you tell me to relax we'll get in a fight.
Watching sports with girls is a pain,
They don't know the rules, there's no time to explain.
Single, Double, Triple, Home run.
For the celebration I'll shoot my gun.
I Like my friend he's a real guys guy,
He's not a loud mouth like that c***-hole Steve.

We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
From Wimbledon, to the Astrodome.
We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

Now when I say sports, you say nuts.
Sports-Nuts, Sports-Nuts
When I say cheating, you say sucks.
Cheating-Sucks, Cheating-Sucks

I drink whiskey because I like the taste,
You think it's bitter, but I think it's great.
I also drink whiskey and we smoke cigars,
Don't believe me? Smell our cars.
We're real men, and we like sports,
If you say that we're not then we'll see you in court
I'm team captain, and I choose you,
I'm the other team captain and I choose you, too.
We steal the ball, and we're off to the races,
Then scare the other team with our mad dog faces.
Like:
What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What, What.

We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
From the pre-game jokes, to the rap-up show.
We Like Sports and we don't care who knows,
Football, Football, Football, Tennis, Hockey, Golf.

Throw me the baseball,
Now toss me the pig skin,
Now feed me the rock,
Now give me the rock.