The Front Bottoms – Legit Tattoo Gun lyrics

My head has thoughts,
What a ridiculous place to start
She said "Well how about my chest?
Or more specifically my heart"
Whenever I'm alone or feeling lonely,
I pretend I can play the drums inside my head,
And I am good,
They love these songs,
They love my songs

But I am not a dirty god,
And I don't have a dirty body,
And I am alone only half of the time,
The other half, I am only hiding,
And she was getting high,
Yeah, she was smoking pot,
I'm pretty sure I am the only guy she's hooked up with tonight,
But probably, (oh) probably not

Who did I think I was?
Who did I think that I could be?
Oh, how dare me
Oh, how dare me
And there's a voice in the back of my head,
In the back of my head says "Let him be,
Just let him be happy"
I'm gonna go crazy

I am the water
In the puddle in the shade of a tree
When I freeze over, you are the sun, you cannot touch me,
And the tree feels bad,
I can tell by the way that it felt
But it still wont move,
So the ice won't melt,
No, it still wont move,
So the ice won't melt

But I am not a dirty god,
I don't have a dirty body
And I am alone only half the time
The other half,
I am only hiding

Keep my body alive,
Keep my arms reaching out towards anyone

But I am not a dirty god,
And I don't have a dirty body,
And I am alone only half of the time,
The other half I am only hiding,
And we were getting (hahahahahaha)high
And I was smoking pot
I'm pretty sure I am the only guy she's hooked up with tonight
But probably, probably not