The Black Keys – Baddest Man Alive lyrics

The Black Keys: I could take the pitchfork from the devil Keep a super suit like I’m incredible From the deep, blue sea to the dark blue sky I’m the baddest man alive I’d grab a croc and I’d bite his tail Hack off the judge, and put a guy to jail Make the meanest woman break down and cry I’m the baddest man alive I’m the baddest man alive I take no measure, I take no jive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I’m the baddest man alive I’m the baddest man alive Rza: Don’t plan on being bad, but I’m bad beating pussy My name Pete Thompson, and you knock on wood, Teddy bear hoops, I tell rise your hood Flashing macs on a cop, the way a gangster should I snatch food from the top of a tiger Take a gasoline path and I walk through fire Bear hugger grizzly, suck milk from a titty Take the soldier hat from it's head and use it for a Frisbee Spit in the crocodile face, have a menage a trois, but two female apes And sleep in the bad boy butcher knifes I drank honey straight from the beehive Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked Promenade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked With the baddest man alive, and I don’t plan to die When the drill peowle come I look all white and inside I plus up in the face of the rich Upper East Cause I’m a great white shark, they go and brush his teeth I’m the man who stole the golden fleece And I date rape you right in front of the peace The baddest man alive and I don’t plan to die The Black Keys: I’m the baddest man alive I take no measure, I take no jive Sometimes I feel like I can fly I’m the baddest man alive I’m the baddest man alive Explain Request ×

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