Tech N9ne – Hard lyrics

[Hook: x2]
My shit is hard! Constipated
They wonder why so killa, cause a monster made it
My shit is hard! I’m the greatest
Look around, that’s why everybody’s congregated

[Verse:]
Moon stricken, yeah, they think I’m crazy
When they ask me how I rap so quick, I say poon lickin’
Don’t play my shit, you’ll have everyone in the room bitchin’
Doomed iffin’ you got (ravished) and now my tomb’s kickin’
Four score, seven years a ho
Knockin’ ‘em down with me, 99 Benz to go
Chuggin’ around 50, mix the Lou then cheers to slow
Mutherfuckers who never loved us simply cause they fear the flow
Spit lyrics to get vicious rippers to get the pit
Dis’ this and get whipped, hit this trick with this pistol grip
Bitch, this is the fifth, if suspicious, here’s a stiffen of this
Sniffin’ this… wait, what was I sayin’?

(Hook x4)
My shit is hard! Constipated
They wonder why so killa, cause a monster made it
My shit is hard! I’m the greatest
Look around, that’s why everybody’s congregated

[Bridge: Tech N9ne]
Just when your coat off you enter the rain
Two dollar haters, yeah, I’m a be a vendor for change
Sender of pain, see ya lady? I’mma lend her the thang
And she gonna take it from me and the newest member of Strange

[Verse:]
Crews get assassinated, castles all crumble
Forever lives the legend of a poet who is humble
Words to live by, now I die by a strange code
About to kill this verse, they call me Murs if you ain’t know
I don’t rap fast, I’mma leave that up to Tech and ‘em
Ces, Bernz, Krizz, Rittz, Wrek, and the rest of ‘em
Zero estrogen, my heart, it only pumps lava
Dna is black mamba with a little chupacabra
I’m a monster, I’m a problem, I’m a motherfuckin’ beast
I’m a red nosed pit, off the motherfuckin’ leash
I’m a livin’ fucking legend, man,
The rest of y’all just walking dead
Feral with a arrow, call me Daryl, takin’ off my head

[Hook: x2]
My shit is hard! Constipated
They wonder why so killa, cause a monster made it
My shit is hard! I’m the greatest
Look around, that’s why everybody’s congregated

[Outro:]
It’s getting to the point where
I don’t even wanna work with rappers no more man
All these years trying to get ‘em all to see
Now I just wanna do what I been doin’
Just makin’ music for my technicians to bang
You know what I’m sizzlin’?
Bang! Bang! Bang! For strange!
Bang! Bang! Bang! We’re gonna bang! For Strange!