T-Pain – Star Wars In 99 Seconds lyrics

The Lord of the Rings
Hobbits, Dwarves
Elves and Men
Kings and Queens
Epicness
Lord of the Rings
The greatest tale ever told on your screen
Potatoes!

Frodo must bring the ring to the elves
Aragorn fights off
The nine evil Ringwraiths
The Fellowship forms
Saruman's a jerk
Gandalf's torn from the group
You shall not pass!

Boromir's embedded
Uruk-hai's beheaded
(Like a boss)
The Fellowship is broken
Thanks for that J.R.R. Tolkien
Frodo's gooone

And Sam's coming with you!

Gollum leads the ring to Mordor
(My Precious)
Gandalf the White returns to wage war
(Pip and Merry hug trees)
Théoden's just like like Benjamin Buutton
(He's aging backwards!)
Legolas surfs on his shield to deefeend
Helm's Deep
Big trees
Are attacking the ooooooooooooooorcs

The sword has been reforged and
Now a legion of ghosts are at hand
(He's the king)
Sam uses his spider slay skills
While the elf and Gimli count kills
(Frodo, Sam, Pippin, Merry, Aragorn)
One last battle
(Gandalf, Gimli, Legolas, Denethor)
It's good vs evil
(Boromir, Gollum, Saruman, Sméagol)
Frodo you must
(Elrond, Bilbo, Galadriel, Shelob)
Destroy the
(Wormtongue, Uruk-hai, Sauron, Great Eye)
Ring of Power
No!
Destroy it!
It's mine!
Destroy it!
It's miiiiiine

*Exploding sound effects*

Yay!

Aragorn sits on his throne
Middle Earth is saved
By the smallest of things
In The Lord of the Rings