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Stuart Davis – Billboard lyrics
Pro life, pro choice, beauty queens
Liquid Clorox, feminine hygiene
Coca Cola, Tarter toothpaste
Dial this number, slap it on my face
Perfect placement, highway ditch
And useless products, that's my niche
I, the billboard
Pitching God-knows-what
The billboard, cheap space I'm a freeway s***
Granddad of the discount ad
I've sold indoor tanning, Campbell's soup
Funeral caskets, porno flicks and Fruit Loops
Garden Weasels, ceiling fans
Fireworks and alcohol, fake hair for the balding man
On a billboard
Pitching God-knows-what
The billboard, cheap space I'm a freeway s***
Granddad of the discount ad
Be wise, advertise
There's ads for famous churches, topless bars
Homeless shelters, missing kids and rock stars
Fast food and 3. 2 beer, next filling station
I see the culture, I see one nation
On a billboard
Pitching God-knows-what
The billboard, cheap space I'm a freeway s***
Granddad of the discount ad
Be wise, advertise
Liquid Clorox, feminine hygiene
Coca Cola, Tarter toothpaste
Dial this number, slap it on my face
Perfect placement, highway ditch
And useless products, that's my niche
I, the billboard
Pitching God-knows-what
The billboard, cheap space I'm a freeway s***
Granddad of the discount ad
I've sold indoor tanning, Campbell's soup
Funeral caskets, porno flicks and Fruit Loops
Garden Weasels, ceiling fans
Fireworks and alcohol, fake hair for the balding man
On a billboard
Pitching God-knows-what
The billboard, cheap space I'm a freeway s***
Granddad of the discount ad
Be wise, advertise
There's ads for famous churches, topless bars
Homeless shelters, missing kids and rock stars
Fast food and 3. 2 beer, next filling station
I see the culture, I see one nation
On a billboard
Pitching God-knows-what
The billboard, cheap space I'm a freeway s***
Granddad of the discount ad
Be wise, advertise
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