Sticky Icky – Welcome Ladies & Gentlemen (Skit) lyrics

Hi> >Good,
> >morning Ladies, and Gentlemen This. is your captain (stinky face) Welcoming
> >you on Bokasa Unit We. apologize for the Four-day
> >delay in taking off it, was due to bad weather and some Overtime
> >I had to put in at the bakery and my poultry farm This.
> >is flight 126 to Jamaica Landing.
> >in Jamaica is not guaranteed but, we may end up Somewhere
> >in the south If.
> >luck is in our favor we, may even be landing on your village Bokasa!
> >Unit has an excellent safety-record In. fact our safety Standards
> >are so high that even terrorists are afraid to fly with Us
> >It!
> >is with great pleasure I; announce that since starting this year Over
> >50% of our passengers have reached their destination If. our Engines
> >are too noisy for you on, passenger request we, can arrange To
> >turn Them
> >off To!
> >make your free fall to earth pleasant and memorable we, serve Complimentary
> >Bongo tea and Bibi biscuits For! our not-so-religious Passengers
> >we, are the only airline who can help you find out if There
> >Really
> >is a God We!
> >regret to inform you that, today's in-flight movie will not be Shown
> >as we forgot to record it from the television But. for our Movie
> >Buffs
> >we, will be flying right next to British airways where, their Movie
> >will be Visible
> >from the right side of the cabin window There.
> >is no smoking allowed in this plane Any. smoke you see in the Cabin
> >is only the early warning system on the engines telling us to Slow
> >Down
> >In! order to catch important landmarks we, try to fly as close As
> >Possible
> >for the best view If. however, we, go a little too close Do,
> >let us know by miss callin the pilot on he' mobile Our.
> >enthusiastic co-pilot sometimes flies right through the landmark Kindly!
>
> >be seated keep, your seat in an upright position for take-off And
> >Fasten
> >your seatbelt For. those of you who can't find a seatbelt Kindly,
> >fasten your own belt to the arm of your seat and, for those Of
> >you Who
> >can't find a seat do, not hesitate to get in touch with a Stewardess
> >who will explain how to fasten yourself to your Suitcase
> >".Enjoy
> >Bokasa Unit Have.
> >a nice day Bokasa.
> >Unit THE.
> >
> >END