Shwayze – Californ-I-A lyrics

I want to say one thing To the american people And I want you to listen to me I'm not gunna say this again I did not have sexual relations With that woman I was framed I don't even know her name Dame came in with an Eight ball of cocaine Low range Got sprang off my pinky rang I got my pee pee wet She had a stinky thing I got a dance in She did the chicken wing No romancin Straight to stickin things In places Gave her a bracelet Said I'll be back in the mornin Be patient So she was waitin But I never came in I was on the next plane to vegas, ay men Take a statement Your honor I'm a changed man Game plan to blow up like Iran My man train like the taliban I'm from cali man We smoke the good shit I want you to listen to me S** lives and video tapin I can't believe my eyes What I'm seein today man Is everything fake in Californ-i-a in californ-i-a S** lives and video tapin I can't believe my ears When I hear what they say man Everythings fake in Californ-i-a in california Playground Born and raised I had to make more then Minimum wage so 'authorities said they found more than seven ounces of marajuana in his luguage' Ah hell no I'm just tryin to get by I'm just tryin to get by But I'm tryin to get high While I'm tryin to get by I'm just tryin to get your Pussy wet Every night Like a super soaker Lets have a water fight I got a place That I want you to see A little suite On a hill by the sea A couple g's is all I need From ya Come on babe I'll scrape ya knees for ya Country momma let me be Yo honey baby You used to love me love me Now you actin pissy lately Is it cuz you heard about my Pretty city lady? Can't we all just get along And make some pretty Little babies? I been pimpin since The eighties I been pimpin since The eighties 'come up and see me sometime, anytime The sooner the better' S** lives and video tapin I can't believe my eyes What I'm seein today man Is everything fake in Californ-i-a in californ-i-a? S** lives and video tapin I can't believe my ears When I hear what they say man Everythings fake in Californ-i-a in california Shake your body Like a brokin washing machine Get you clean Then dirty again Shwayz on the airwaves Ray-ban shades Stay chillin on my face Like oil of olay Mo money Mo problems I got no problems homie Only thing I got is some Condoms a boombox Papers, weed and beer Sleepin on the couch For the last three years Still pimpin... Now I want you to listen to me S** lives and video tapin I can't believe my eyes What I'm seein today man Is everything fake in Californ-i-a in californ-i-a S** lives and video tapin I can't believe my ears When I hear what they say man Everythings fake in Californ-i-a in california S** lives and video tapin I can't believe my eyes What I'm seein today man Is everything fake in Californ-i-a in californ-i-a S** lives and video tapin I can't believe my ears When I hear what they say man Everythings fake in Californ-i-a in california S** lives and video tapin I can't believe my eyes What I'm seein today man Is everything fake in Californ-i-a in californ-i-a S** lives and video tapin I can't believe my ears When I hear what they say man Everythings fake in Californ-i-a in california Explain Request ×

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