I'm calling in twisted
I was drinking two-fisted
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Hanging with friends
We were doing slammers
They try and get me hammered
Boss, I said no
But they insisted
I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in bland
The biggest Freak-a-zoid ever known to man
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in tired
Look man I am oh so wired
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Won't be the first time I lost a good job
Look at me now - a drunken slob
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in pissed
Hung over y'all
I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in sick
I'm calling in twisted
I was drinking two-fisted
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in pissed
Hung over y'all
I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call
I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Yeah I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Yeah I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
Yeah I'm sick
I'm calling in twisted
I'm calling in sick I'm calling in twisted I was drinking two-fisted I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Hanging with friends We were doing slammers They try and get me hammered Boss, I said no But they insisted I'm calling in sick I'm calling in bland The biggest Freak-a-zoid ever known to man I'm sick I'm calling in twisted I'm calling in sick I'm calling in tired Look man I am oh so wired I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Won't be the first time I lost a good job Look at me now - a drunken slob I'm sick I'm calling in twisted I'm calling in pissed Hung over y'all I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call I'm sick I'm calling in twisted I'm calling in sick I'm calling in twisted I was drinking two-fisted I'm sick I'm calling in twisted I'm calling in pissed Hung over y'all I'm gonna use the fake cough when I make that call I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Yeah I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Yeah I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Yeah I'm sick I'm calling in twisted Explain Request ×
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