Show him a warm welcome, let's give some applause
Greetings all hello, welcome to my show
I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle
Eight balls at one time, I'm no fucking mime
I play practical jokes, this squirting flower
That wasn't flour that blew up your nose
It's my special blend of X coke and K
You should be okay in several hours
He's got over-sized shoes and ill fitting clothes
That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose
I'm Cokie the clown, I will trip you down
Those twelve giant steps, I brought you all presents
Against good judgment, but being a good host
You all have been toast, the kettle corn's been laced
The fudge has been lined, you're having a great time
But you might not recall the Rohipnol in the lemonade
Cookie homemade
He is the happiest clown, with the biggest frown
He's Cokie the clown
All the way from Palm Springs, just out of detox Show him a warm welcome, let's give some applause Greetings all hello, welcome to my show I'm sure you'll have fun watching me juggle Eight balls at one time, I'm no fucking mime I play practical jokes, this squirting flower That wasn't flour that blew up your nose It's my special blend of X coke and K You should be okay in several hours He's got over-sized shoes and ill fitting clothes That is real blood dripping from his fake red nose I'm Cokie the clown, I will trip you down Those twelve giant steps, I brought you all presents Against good judgment, but being a good host You all have been toast, the kettle corn's been laced The fudge has been lined, you're having a great time But you might not recall the Rohipnol in the lemonade Cookie homemade He is the happiest clown, with the biggest frown He's Cokie the clown Explain Request ×
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