Ninja Sex Party – Smooth Talkin' lyrics

[Intro]
Danny: You know, Ninja Brian, it's not enough to just be the world's most amazing lover. You also have to be a smooth talker
Ninja Brian: (silence)
Danny: Well, of course I know how to talk to women! Give me a delicious groove, this is what I tell them

[Verse 1]
Girl, I'm gonna take my flang-diddly out and slam it your floup
That's right
Then, without a sound, I'll run my tongue all up and down your horse pa-cuck
You like that?
Then, I'll flip you 'round and lay you down and rub my canck up on your schmears (all over your schmears)
Your cliver will start to quiver when I grab your stanky ? by the fears

[Refrain]
OH!
Open your heart and give me a taste off your fork
I'm gonna light this ? flame, a ???
Then I will gently flick your tourffles, baby!
Til you scream "Oh my God I'm gon-na crum-ble it SO HARD!"
Damn, that's some smooth talking
Plenty more where that came from

[Jazz Refrain]

Here we go baby. Now it's-
Oh my god, a guitar solo, ok...

[Guitar Solo]

[Verse 2]
No it's time to take my tiddly bits and mash them til they gub
I've got two nasty doo-dads and they're beggin for a moment with your shnunb
My sackitty-pack is a figgity-figgity facking and it's only attack will be a mac pack in your coo
We're gonna mate til we're ? like two ? and I please you with my shmoo
Dinner is served and looks my bogoick is the main dish
So sit down and gobble my sporkle if you wish!
To have a taste of my flappy-swish

[Outro]
Let her go, Ninja Brian. She's probably just...going to think about it. Well, if you need me, I'll be in my chambers...SCHNUBBING MY OWN GANK

[Danny runs out crying]