[Pops]
Turn that record off! Turn it down! You're too loud! Turn it down!
[Logic *Rapping*]
Reppin' G-Burg/ Take time/ Rape rhyme/ When I rape rhyme
(Pops barges in)
[Pops]
What the hell going on in here with all this noise?
[Logic]
Da- Dad what are are you doing, man? Why you just run in my room like that, man?
[Pops]
Turn the record down! This ain't no- I love Johnny Mathis and Nat King Cole!
[Logic]
Dad...
[Pops]
Who the hell are these people here rappin'? 2 Chainz, and Change, and two, three chains
[Logic]
Aw, man... c'mon...
[Pops]
What the hell is going with this music today?
[Logic]
(Chuckles) Dad, it's called hip-hop, man. It's my dream
[Pops]
Boy, you better wake up!
[Logic]
See, I kn- I knew you wouldn't understand. You never understand
[Pops]
Why ain't you in school?
[Logic]
Dad, it's Saturday
[Pops]
Oh yeah, okay. Today is Saturday
[Logic]
Yeah. Yeah, it's Saturday
[Pops]
Alright then... Get a job!
[Logic]
Get a job?
[Pops]
Damn... Eat up everything in the damn refrigerator
[Logic]
N-N-No. Dad, this is gonna be my job, man!
[Pops]
Oh, boy! You just as stubborn just like your momma! Ooh! That fine momma of yours!
[Logic]
Dad, stop
[Pops]
That's the prettiest white woman I've ever seen, and I ain't seen one pretty since like that!
[Logic]
Dad... Dad, no... Dad... Dad, stop!
[Pops]
Bitch, I was a Nubian explorer. Let me tell you, your momma- Ooh! That was the finest white woman I've ever seen in my life!
[Logic]
Oh my god... Dad! Dad... why you always...?
[Pops]
Her hair blowin' in the wind! Whew! Every time I think about it I say, "Whew!"
[Logic]
Dad- Dad, just stop! Alright? I don- Don't- I d-d- I don't wanna hear that! C'mon, man!
[Pops]
I know you don't wanna hear about it, cause... I get so excited about her!
[Logic]
Oh my god...
[Pops]
Those pretty blue eyes! Her hair flowin'!
[Logic]
You do this every day
[Pops]
She can cook. She can cook! Oh my goodness, she can fry some chicken! Whew!
[Logic]
You do thi- really? Okay... There's no stoppin' you
[Pops]
Where does she learn that? Those fine big ol' juicy titties!
[Logic]
What?! Ew- Da- Eww! Dad!
[Pops]
Booty! Booty! Big Bertha booty!
[Logic]
No! Ew! Oh, god!
[Pops]
Mm-Mm-Mm! Them titties all in my [?]!
[Logic]
Dad! No! C'mon! Oh my...
[Pops]
Big bang! Big bang! Big bang!
[Logic]
Dad..Dad! Stop man! Fo' real! If you don't stop I'mma call Child Services, alright?
[Pops]
You gon- You gonna call Child Services
[Logic]
Yeah, yeah, hum, Child Services... Yeah, you ain't gon' be laughing in jail
[Pops]
Go ahead!
[Logic]
Tsst. Oh man...
[Pops]
I need the silence
[Logic]
Oh, you think it's funny now. Look, Dad, I jus- I just wanna make music, man. I don't understand what the big problem is, why can't I-
[Pops]
I'mma let you. I'mma let you do your thing. Do your thing! I used to sing like The Tentation
[Logic]
The Temptations, yeah
[Pops *Singing*]
I got sunshiiiiine
[Logic]
Oh my god... Dad...
[Pops]
Don't frown when you hear me sing, boy!
[Logic]
Oh, okay, look that was back in your day, Dad, and today is my day, and ju- I just wanna make this music, Man. C'mon! Lemme, lemme-
[Pops]
Alright. Look, son...
[Logic]
Yeah, yeah?
[Pops]
If you're gonna do this...
[Logic]
Uh-huh...
[Pops]
Not run the streets, causing trouble...
[Logic]
Alright...
[Pops]
And make the music
[Logic]
Alright...
[Pops]
I'll support you
[Logic]
Aight, damn...
[Pops]
Right?
[Logic]
Yeah- Yeah
[Pops]
What's your momma's phone number?
[Logic]
What? He- Hey...
[Pops]
[?] for me and that pretty white woman
[Logic]
Dad, stop!
[Pops]
Whew... whew!
(Knocking) [Pops] Turn that record off! Turn it down! You're too loud! Turn it down! [Logic *Rapping*] Reppin' G-Burg/ Take time/ Rape rhyme/ When I rape rhyme (Pops barges in) [Pops] What the hell going on in here with all this noise? [Logic] Da- Dad what are are you doing, man? Why you just run in my room like that, man? [Pops] Turn the record down! This ain't no- I love Johnny Mathis and Nat King Cole! [Logic] Dad... [Pops] Who the hell are these people here rappin'? 2 Chainz, and Change, and two, three chains [Logic] Aw, man... c'mon... [Pops] What the hell is going with this music today? [Logic] (Chuckles) Dad, it's called hip-hop, man. It's my dream [Pops] Boy, you better wake up! [Logic] See, I kn- I knew you wouldn't understand. You never understand [Pops] Why ain't you in school? [Logic] Dad, it's Saturday [Pops] Oh yeah, okay. Today is Saturday [Logic] Yeah. Yeah, it's Saturday [Pops] Alright then... Get a job! [Logic] Get a job? [Pops] Damn... Eat up everything in the damn refrigerator [Logic] N-N-No. Dad, this is gonna be my job, man! [Pops] Oh, boy! You just as stubborn just like your momma! Ooh! That fine momma of yours! [Logic] Dad, stop [Pops] That's the prettiest white woman I've ever seen, and I ain't seen one pretty since like that! [Logic] Dad... Dad, no... Dad... Dad, stop! [Pops] Bitch, I was a Nubian explorer. Let me tell you, your momma- Ooh! That was the finest white woman I've ever seen in my life! [Logic] Oh my god... Dad! Dad... why you always...? [Pops] Her hair blowin' in the wind! Whew! Every time I think about it I say, "Whew!" [Logic] Dad- Dad, just stop! Alright? I don- Don't- I d-d- I don't wanna hear that! C'mon, man! [Pops] I know you don't wanna hear about it, cause... I get so excited about her! [Logic] Oh my god... [Pops] Those pretty blue eyes! Her hair flowin'! [Logic] You do this every day [Pops] She can cook. She can cook! Oh my goodness, she can fry some chicken! Whew! [Logic] You do thi- really? Okay... There's no stoppin' you [Pops] Where does she learn that? Those fine big ol' juicy titties! [Logic] What?! Ew- Da- Eww! Dad! [Pops] Booty! Booty! Big Bertha booty! [Logic] No! Ew! Oh, god! [Pops] Mm-Mm-Mm! Them titties all in my [?]! [Logic] Dad! No! C'mon! Oh my... [Pops] Big bang! Big bang! Big bang! [Logic] Dad..Dad! Stop man! Fo' real! If you don't stop I'mma call Child Services, alright? [Pops] You gon- You gonna call Child Services [Logic] Yeah, yeah, hum, Child Services... Yeah, you ain't gon' be laughing in jail [Pops] Go ahead! [Logic] Tsst. Oh man... [Pops] I need the silence [Logic] Oh, you think it's funny now. Look, Dad, I jus- I just wanna make music, man. I don't understand what the big problem is, why can't I- [Pops] I'mma let you. I'mma let you do your thing. Do your thing! I used to sing like The Tentation [Logic] The Temptations, yeah [Pops *Singing*] I got sunshiiiiine [Logic] Oh my god... Dad... [Pops] Don't frown when you hear me sing, boy! [Logic] Oh, okay, look that was back in your day, Dad, and today is my day, and ju- I just wanna make this music, Man. C'mon! Lemme, lemme- [Pops] Alright. Look, son... [Logic] Yeah, yeah? [Pops] If you're gonna do this... [Logic] Uh-huh... [Pops] Not run the streets, causing trouble... [Logic] Alright... [Pops] And make the music [Logic] Alright... [Pops] I'll support you [Logic] Aight, damn... [Pops] Right? [Logic] Yeah- Yeah [Pops] What's your momma's phone number? [Logic] What? He- Hey... [Pops] [?] for me and that pretty white woman [Logic] Dad, stop! [Pops] Whew... whew! Explain Request ×
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