Jadakiss – Ahaa Interview (Skit) lyrics

Anthony Donahue here with the legendary (Ahaa!)
Not Steven A Smith, not Larry King, not Oprah
Has this exclusive one on one interview that I'm about to conduct

Why now?
You've been in the game for almost 20 years
And now you wanna split apart? Why?

First of all, I wanna let y'all know my name is (Ahaa!)
Cornelius Williams, and unfortunately I gotta go solo
I don't think I get the credit I deserve
If it wasn't for me
He wouldn't even have the success he has now (Ahaa!)

Why do you feel you don't get the credit you deserve?
I ain't even got no ice
I got no jewelry, no silver, no nothing
I don't have all that goodie
I don't have a chain!

Tell me why they don't wanna hear him though?
'Cause he gettin' old. He gettin' old
See me my age is timeless, I don't have no age
He looks good though
He's juicing, he's working out
He's got me eating lettuce! (Ahaa!)
What was it that broke you guys apart
I told you man, he was paying me 15 cents a show
I asked for a raise, you know what he told me?
What did he tell you?
He told me, (Ahaa!)

Where are you gonna go?
I'm a take my talents somewhere else
Man I'ma take my talents to Disney
I'ma take my talents to Nickelodeon (Ahaa!)
It just makes no sense that you wanna leave now
Why you wanna break away now
It just doesn't make any sense

I'm tired
See when I step on stage
They wanna hear me not him, they wanna hear (Ahaa!)
Me! Not him, I'm Top 5

Wow!
Well I'm Anthony Donahue
And that my was exclusive interview with (Ahaa!)
Talking about his beef with Jadakiss