said Reggie destroyed and upset
"dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall i do?"
said Dinky, your kinky love-pet
"dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge"
"dear Porky, i ache for your touch"
"dear Dishy i'll meet you on Battersea Bridge"
"dear Bonny come back to our hutch"
And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
and I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
"dear Stinky, i miss your silly old pongs"
from Beaky, who hungers for fun
"dear Saucy i offer redundant regards"
said Lucky who hasn't had none
Said Nonscene; "i've had it right up to my ears"
from Fiery who never grows cold
"oh gosh, how i love you, i tell you no lies"
said Harley, before I'm too old
And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
and I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
and I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
"dear Parrot, i love you so deeply and true"
said Reggie destroyed and upset
"dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall i do?"
said Dinky, your kinky love-pet
"dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge"
"dear Porky, i ache for your touch"
"dear Dishy i'll meet you on Battersea Bridge"
"dear Bonny come back to our hutch"
And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
and I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
And I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
and I hope this letter will make things better
I hope you get a red letter
"dear Parrot, i love you so deeply and true" said Reggie destroyed and upset "dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall i do?" said Dinky, your kinky love-pet "dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge" "dear Porky, i ache for your touch" "dear Dishy i'll meet you on Battersea Bridge" "dear Bonny come back to our hutch" And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter and I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter "dear Stinky, i miss your silly old pongs" from Beaky, who hungers for fun "dear Saucy i offer redundant regards" said Lucky who hasn't had none Said Nonscene; "i've had it right up to my ears" from Fiery who never grows cold "oh gosh, how i love you, i tell you no lies" said Harley, before I'm too old And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter and I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter and I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter "dear Parrot, i love you so deeply and true" said Reggie destroyed and upset "dear Cuddles, my darling, oh what shall i do?" said Dinky, your kinky love-pet "dear Bonbon your chicken lies dead in the fridge" "dear Porky, i ache for your touch" "dear Dishy i'll meet you on Battersea Bridge" "dear Bonny come back to our hutch" And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter and I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter And I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter and I hope this letter will make things better I hope you get a red letter Explain Request ×
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