Gym Class Heroes – Holy Horseshit, Batman lyrics

She reached her hand out with a pamphlet and I politely said no mam!
I mean no disrespect, and I apologize if this fucks up your program!
You tell me I'm gonna burn for lying, but they say he can turn water to wine
Well, if there's a hell below, then we all gonna be just fine!
There I stood, six feet of sin, a walking contradiction
But am I wrong for posing questions?
Or am I just another lost soul searching?
Then she gave me a look, so unchristian
Told me she'll pray for my children
I sense if she's so holly you'll probably outlive me
But if I bought a jesus piece think you can forgive me?

Chorus:
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky is a place for me!
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me!
Now I never been religious
I'm just a big fan of logistics
And if you make sense then I'm all for it
I even pray if the situation calls for it
Somebody ask me if I believe in miracles
I try to answer without sounding satirical
I'm three years past my expiration,
And yet I'm still fresher than a new born!
So I guess that's my explanation
But it's safe to say I never seen an unicorn.
And I never chase rainbows
But I heard the devil wears designer clothes
So does god have a favorite brand?
And for that matter is he even a man?
Or will I go to hell for even saying that?
Only time will tell, I'm just relating facts.

Chorus:
Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky is a place for me!
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me!

(Forgive me, forgive me!
Forgive me, forgive me!)

Maybe I would be a fool to think
That somewhere in the sky is a place for me!
What good would it be to pray for me?
You won't save me, don't pray for me!